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Day 3,452, 22:56 • Published in Israel Israel

• by Filthy McNasty

A Texas man told the bartender his wife had given birth to a baby boy weighing 25 lbs. “That is astonishing,” said the bartender. “This is Texas,” said the new father, “and in Texas everything is big.” Ten days later the new father came back to the bar. “How much does the baby weigh now?” said the bartender. “17 lbs.,” said the new father. “How is that possible?” said the bartender. “How could the boy have lost so much weight?” Replied the new father, “We had him circumcised.”