Quimbie Muffins
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by Zianni Vaatez
This is an open letter from me to Quimbie Muffins. Clan Wolf is in no way affiliated with this article, as it is my own personal grudge.
Since nobody will do it, I might as well. You have been nothing but a source of frustration these past months, Quimbie.
Here's a recount of what you've been doing.
1) You come back to Clan Wolf and run for PP after Tyrael Snow went inactive. Articles about how you'll change CW for the better and articles about how without TS we are nothing.
2) You're elected, (Surprisingly) You proceed to do nothing and paste inspirational quotes in the Newsfeed.
I suppose you were too busy flaming other articles with your giant paper mache hammer in the name of, "Clan Wolf". Which, by the way you weren't very good at.
3) You sell Clan Wolf out and get EDP elected without the agreement of the party. Without anyone's agreement.
4) You lose the next election.
5) We decide to run Foxfire for CP and you retaliate by...
Complaining
Throwing a tantrum
Telling people to vote for EDP
Saying Clan Wolf is worthless
Finally, you rage quit and join the CPF.
6) You write an article about Clan Wolf being "Incompetent" and "incapable" after you leave. Never once mentioning your own failure to change anything.
7) Every article afterwards, I see you bashing on Clan Wolf like it's your job. Unfortunately, it's not your job to falsely criticize Clan Wolf. It never was, your job was to help it grow. Which, you didn't.
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You leave for South Africa (LOL) You claim that eCan was bland and they couldn't take your professionalism.
9) You come back to eCan as a failure. Oh. look at that? you're still flaming Clan Wolf, how unexpected.
10) You're now the PP of IPC, which is fitting. Because you're a ******* idiot.
Welcome back, hope you burn in the hell known as Karma.
I hope you know that eCan isn't an Idiocracy.
Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"
(I sure am bad at this.)
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Fight, fight, fight, fight!
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It seems we have a Fracas setting itself up here.
I've very disappointed SoA hasn't stepped into its role as prime nemesis in everyone's minds. Now we are left with nothing to do but turn on each other.
Hope you two can settle this gentlemanlike between yourselves without having to involve others on the team. Best of luck with that.
This is directly against Quimbie, no other party.
Lovely, because this will lead to a better eCanada.
indeed way to go i applaud your tact, respect, and dignity. i thought i'd let you know it really looks like your insulting IPC, which even though had controversial start is working towards being a legitimate party. not that it really matters, you can say what you like 🙂
You are such a flirt ZV. *blushes*
I mean really. I could defend myself against all these half truths, but it is a waste of my time. You have had a hate on me for months. There is nothing I could say or do that would stop it... I am your Darth Vader, but you mean very little to me. So bash away boo boo. Cheers.
Indubitably
No matter what I say, it doesn't matter. Because you make everything revolve around you, Quimbie. That, I know for a fact.
Fair enough, but this a game, of course I want everything to revolve around me. I am playing.
Your 'outing' me as some kind of a*shole, master manipulator is not harming me as a player. My name splashed all over the media only helps me, say if I had political ambitions and so what if I do? So what if I like mucking around in eCan politics? It's fun, it's how I like to play.
Your way of doing things isn't exactly a, "Model example".
Works for me. But anyway, we used to have this circular debate via PM or on the CW wall, they were a little more appropriate there. I am pretty sure the rest of eCanada really doesn't care what you think of me. I've lost interest, that's for sure. Good night to you sir.
I'm pretty sure people need to know you're a bad person?
Know what man, screw you. This is a damned game, bitch about how I play, but you have no idea who I am as a person. This is a fictional world. I am not really named Quimbie Muffins, I don't really look like Darth Vader done up like a clown. Quit mixing reality and the game. Grow the feck up and get over yourself.
So? The way you portray yourself on the internet, is still the way I'm going to perceive you in real life.
You are certifiably insane. Seek help.
lol
Sounds like you're mad, Quimbie.
Again, Fighting will solve nothing.
It's pointless TBM, dude will keep picking the scab.
I think Quimbie is awesome, and he was one of the up and comers I was gonna try and recruit into MDP when I got elected PP. Sadly he left eCanada then got involved with the IPC so I wasn't able to attempt to bring him under the MDP umbrella.
He's got old school style, reminds me of the kind of players we had around here 3 years ago when this game was actually fun.
I sorta agree with Muglack...besides Quimbie is pretty cool.
TBM, I ignored you the first time. Why are you still here.
Quimbie, obviously.
Muglack, so being deceitful and manipulating people is old school style? Interesting.
"Muglack, so being deceitful and manipulating people is old school style?'
Short answer, yes.
Long answer, in more ways than you can imagine.
oh well then Muglack you should like me then
tunnel boring machine (TBM)
Clever^
LordBeorn is practically the Republic of Dave.
/FalloutReference
Again, it's a game, there is an article dedicated to me, on the front page of the news, I figure that means I am winning. As for your moralistic b.s, wah wah wah, suck it up. Oh and Mugs, thanks for the love. I look forward to working with you and the MDP in the future.
I figure with enough hate mail I can make you CP in about a month? Give or take.