Not All These Things are the Same
MazzyCat
Kitty here! Lately I’ve noticed a lot of chatter about how the eUS parties are all the same. After being asked Why I joined WTP, and then later why I am still WTP... I got to thinking. Why indeed? Why do I prefer this party, and know that I would never be happy in other parties? Parties that I respect. Is it because I’m well known in WTP? Not really - Maybe a third of the party truly knows me as more than that cat who was PP a lot. Is it because I was PP a lot? Still nope! (Although I won’t deny that this had made me care about the party a great deal.) So why WTP...? And furthermore - Why not Feds, AMP, USWP or LAP?
Now - This is not a bash the other parties article. I don’t do that. I aim to talk about things that differentiate the parties. Frequently we find that the smallest things can make or break something for us. I’m fairly sure that is no different in parties.
The Federalist Party
The Feds are known for being so proud it makes them horny. P/H They are the largest party in the eUS at current date. They have a rich history and a lot of well known people make it their home party.
♦Community Orientated
♦Off Site Forums
♦SHIELD - Their Military Unit
♦Congress Ranking Earned by Work
♦FBI
♦Secret Kool-Aid recipe
United States Workers Party
USWP is an old party. It has given the eUS the highest number of Country Presidents than any other party. The same can be said for Speaker of the House. USWP rolls out executives. Some of the biggest names and oldest players make the USWP their home.
♦Known for Knowing Their Game Mechanics to a T
♦Determined in What They Believe
♦Forums on eusaforums
♦Intense Internal Party Education System
♦Great with Metagame Rules i.e. Congress Workings
♦Lair of the OldFags
We The People
WTP was forged in the heat of ATO. The hearts and minds of people have brought for the first populist party in the eUS. WTP members are known for their cries of INSURGIO! Which simply means to rise above.
♦Congress fully elected by the party via a weighted vote system.
♦Populism - Major decisions are based on party wide referendums.
♦Highly active IRC channel
♦Forums on eusaforums
♦Strives to give every person a job that desires one.
♦Animals of all types welcome. Even Whales!
American Military Party
AMP was built upon the principle that, "Every Military branch has members who are bright and ambitious, capable and willing to do "double duty" by serving in Congress as well as in uniform." The members are well known for their ability to Feel the AMPS! They are not a young party, but certainly not as old as other parties.
♦Offsite Forums
♦Unique Congress selection by PP selection and voting
♦Easy climb to Leadership for new players
♦Military minded
♦They feel the AMPS. Proudly and in public.
Liberty Advancement Party
LAP is our youngest party, and well known for it’s role in fighting the PTO. Being so new it is not as clear what all it shall bring to the table, and that makes it mysterious. They are known for their infamous dances though.
♦Media College for all eUS citizens
♦Uses eusaforums
♦Newest Party
♦Bro’s Paradise aka They have no womenz!
♦All about new players.
♦Lap Dances
As you can see each party offers a different variety on a few key notes. If you delve into the world of Congress you will find an even great variety growing amongst our parties. (Dare I say... Work Tax.) If one party doesn’t have what you are looking for - there is always another party that will. Each party strives to do best for the Country and the members of their party. Just in their own unique ways.
Kitty Out!
A few kitties to make up for the lack of kitties.
Comments
I enjoyed doing this article.
Meow! ♥
Meow
😘
Mazzy , very Amazing work 🙂. I was very intrigued about what you were going to say and you got it spot on :3.... I would definitely look forward to future articles of deeper analysis of the parties 🙂
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Voted and already sub'd
I enjoyed reading this.
I'm okay with this. o7
~INSURGIO~~
I really enjoyed this Mazzy! Voted!
It is true, the five wings of The Party are not literally identical to each other.
wat's a womez?
A typo that I shall be fixing now. 🙂 Thank you!
pretty good breakdown. nice work here!
Liked this article. Deserves a vote, a comment and a pet.
/me pets Mazzy Cat.
INSURGIO
So basically we have to chose from
1) The Erep Intelligence agency
2) A retirement home for the oldies
3) A workers Union
4) A Bunch of Vietnam Vets who enjoy electric shock
5) A Sausage Fest
Or stick with a small independent 6th party that has no chance of ever being top 5!
For the record - I DID ask in a shout for info on ALL parties. I only received info from the T5. That is no fault of my own.
I never said anything about it being your fault for anything I was just stating the true nature of the parties and that 6th parties have no chance of ever achieving a 5th party spot! Although I see were you may have seen my statement as me blaming you for neglecting the other parties I assure you you've done good.
Absolutely nailed it.
EAT MORE CHICKEN!
can we stop using PP and start using POTParTAY
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TUGT Approved. Sausage fests aren't horrible.
Winter King, or Sausage King?
Both as of now. My resume continues to grow.
Here's an entry for my party, Mazzy... THE JOY DIVISION
The Joy Division is unknown. It may very well be the smallest party in the eUS at current date. It has absolutely no history and one old fag makes it his home party.
♦Jude Conners is there
♦Off Site Radio Station
♦Offsite Forums
♦Cannot be elected to Congress from this party
♦TeamSpeak Server
♦Jude has a "Special Brownies" recipe
Thank you for your consideration.
♥ you
I'm willing to volunteer for Joy Division
Bad PP elect. BAD!
Must say that I like all of them
I was like "where are the kitties?"
then I saw those cuddly beasts 🙂
Voted 😁
Nice read...Lets you know what other parties have to offer.
really? ... no nuts? 😒
Kittie! ♥
I don't know how i got there, but.. foxrawr
\o/ Voted... so damn Proud... So damn Horny!
Meow! ❤
wat
Actually they are all exactly the same. The differences are cosmetic.
Just because they're cosmetic, doesn't mean they're not important.
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Excellent. 🙂
MCat - (you a doctor?)
Great review.
Thanks !
Voted and subscribed a nice article Mazzy Cat, I enjoyed reading it.
Feel the AMPs!
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We need more KATZ!!
Voted, old sub. Good job Maz!
I joined WTP when I got back into eRep because of a few different reasons. The first and foremost was because they gave food without requiring you to sign up somewhere. It was an easy extra ration each day without feeling like I was being suckered into something. That wasn't the make or break deal, though...
I wanted to get into a party that shared views like mine, so I figured I would send a message to the president of each party that I was interested in; asking them to give me a basic rundown of how their party worked. To my surprise, Mazzy was the only PP that responded. That kinda made the decision easy. However, I decided to give it some time; and hop into the WTP IRC room (at her invitation) to scope the place out from the inside.
Needless to say, I really enjoyed the friendly atmosphere; so I joined a few days later. I've been WTP for a few months shy of a year now, and I have enjoyed every moment of it!
INSURGIO!