Loads of boring drivel and then FREE FOOD AND WEAPONS FOR AUSSIES!
Mongoosier
Well hello, my friends – and hope you’ve all been well in my lengthy absence.
I took a good, long break from this game for a few reasons but mostly, if anyone cares:
1. RL getting ridiculously busy
2. Having bitten off way more than I could comfortably chew in game
3. Frustration at the way that every simple discussion would escalate into pointless and petulant name calling at the drop of a hat without anything ever actually getting sorted
So off I went. Apologies to everyone that had to take over my stuff at short notice – especially J Seemore at Finance and Guag at the JDS, and whomever was CP at the time – probably Henry and then RD.
That might be wrong and I might be missing people – I don’t know because I wasn’t here – but if I am then sorry to you too.
Anyway, situation 1 has now resolved itself and situation 2 was resolved by the simple method of just running away from it all like a Monty Python knight – so that’s all good.
Situation 3 – hell, it’s the internet, it’s not like that’s ever going to change so might as well just get over it.
Anyways, I’m not here just to ramble pointlessly about this and that – I do actually have a reason in being here.
Recently I started lurking around eAustralia again but I was caught hovering in the shadows by my dear friend, current Big Dick and all round fine fish, JT.
With a maniacal, power crazed grin on his face, and with several of his henchfish covering me with automatic weapons, he politely invited me to play a minor role in this great nation once more.
(Artist's impression)
I found it hard to refuse – and, although he kindly gave me a second option of a shallow grave round the back of the Presidential Palace, I felt I didn’t need to consider things too deeply.
So here we are. But today, my own craven capitulation to authority figures is your monetary gain I’m happy to say because this article is about to morph into…
A FREE FOOD AND WEAPON DROP!
Simple rules… If you are...
a) An Australian citizen, and
b) Under level 40 currently, and
c) Want some free food and weapons
Then just leave a comment here (something like: “F*** off Mongoosier – we didn’t ask you to come back” will do nicely) and receive:
200 Q3 food and 10 Q7 tanks.
Myself and our fearless leader will cover the costs of this (I think) and hopefully it will allow the military machine that is Australia (and for once that doesn’t actually sound like a joke when I say it) to keep rolling on for a little while longer.
I'm sorry my Spanish runs out after como estas? and gracias, so I'm not the man to translate this into our second language. However, I did use the notoriously reliable Google Translate on the phrase, 'free food and weapon drop' and got this:
Comida gratis y soltar arma
which I think has people dropping their own weapons rather than having me drop them to them. But hey - you get the gist.
Thanks all – speak to you soon, unless I run away again.
Mongoosier
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Yay your back.... I want you for my interview series.
Yeah cool - fire away!
Be careful! He's a very tricksy man... 🙂
Me or him? 🙂
Welcome back you old codger. I saw you on the damage leaderboards and thought you might have sold your account on Gum Tree. I'm glad you haven't - we could use another someone with a sense of humour around here. 🙂
Is that a thing????? How much can I get for it??? If it's over 2 dollars then screw you guys!! I'm off again!
Nah it's good to be back. In my absence you muppets voted in JT. You clearly can't be trusted.
I'm sure someone would pay $2 for it. Ask around the APP. 🙂
To be fair, nobody wanted to run after Rusty. Something of a poisoned chalice. Or is it that big clown shoes are hard to fill? I'm confusing myself...must be time for bed.
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Mate, I think its time we settle this out back, amgio on amgio style. Cause u ain't robbin' me of my food and weapons you hear? I've been doing some mighty hard fightin' on the front lines and you come waltzing on in this fine here establishment, possible not giving me a handout? Well you may have well spent your last day in eAustralia. Give me the food and/or there will be a showdown at noon in front of the old clock tower.
P.S. Welcome back 😛
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Not fast enough. IMPEACH IMPEACH!!!!
That's fighting talk, Sir. I could use a chap like you next time I'm confronted by an angry fish in s dark alley. The food will be duly delivered. I'm not saying when. But it will be.
This week. If not, definitely this month. Year. Before you die. Probably.
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And don't argue, I think I recall receiving a nice chunk of change from your personal fortune when you left. Or maybe that was Santa Claus. I dunno, just take it while I got it!
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Fuck no! That all went on eWhores and eCoke. Lovely it was. Wasn't that the point of the JDS you told me...?
Yes, that is why I am upset. I cannot do anything with $2.32. Where was my party? 🙁
The invite was sent... I'm sure it was. Oh, jeez no - look, there it is on my desk. Somehow it must have not got posted.
What can I say...
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Good to see you back, MG. 😃 I'll hand out the stuff.
Let me know if anyone troubles you, I'll send some henchfish. (that is the best word of the day so far, thanks, I'm thieving it. Don't argue.)
Yes Sir, Sorry Sir 🙂
yay! free food and guns! oh and welcome back 😃
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I'm under level 400 .... does that count? ....
😛
Na.
I'm just here for free stuff
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Its discrimination I tell you.
It's actually poverty. Just don't tell anyone!
hell yeah !
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low level's poverty, as always
Rafffa, I will send your food and weaps after you explain to me why you are commander of an MU filled with dead citizens and a fake political link to the ADP. Yet you are a member of the ARP. Enlighten me, please.
great!
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