International Press Review Vol 13 day 2680 with Special Spain
Simio Yosemite Sam
Dear readers,
Bringing to you the 13th edition of the International Press Review. If you have any recomendations for good articles just PM me.
In an unprecedented act of mental derangement Spanish government of dictator Hitman79 wanted to censor press in the country and decreed the Press Quality Act.
Minister of Education corchuela declare
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“I remember we are at war, an unjust war, conducted by Spanish traitors with Polish influences, so we will be very rigorous execute those who come with false news.”
That´s why he decree
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1. All articles in Spain will be reviewed one by one.
2. Who gets the message “apted” should put at the end of the article the following tagline: “inspected by censorship”.
3. If the Committee determines that publications are of low quality and are responding to foreign interests, the offender shall be fined, also all those who endorse it and make subversive comments.
4. Fines are charged on the aid which the members of his political party could get, if the author is not liable for the same.
www.erepublik.com/es/article/2508033/1/20
And that´s how people reacted
(from editor Terron de azucar, www.erepublik.com/es/article/2508266/1/20)
Well, in the meantime revolution is on ot´s way, so who cares.
Your
Yosemite Sam01
Spain: It´s all about Hitman ´- Also in the news: referendum, NAP, taxes and boycott
Nothing else has inspired the press more than the dictatorship of RL Peruvian player Hitman79 in the past days. The media scene in Spain is completely inundated with articles about the dictators intentions, flaws and fails, and their consequences.
-First of all the dictator Hitman79 telling us that he will transfer power to another citizen choosen by a referendum. But that was obviously before he raised all the taxes to the maximum of 25%. Furthermore Hitman authorizing the people to make a revolution….WTF?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507655/1/20
(ES)
- According to informations of publisher Barriga Verde, Spain signed a Non Aggression Pact with Serbia, paying the sum of 400.000cc to the ocupation power. Serbia will return all occupied regions to Spain, it´s said. But that was before Hitman´s Australian disaster and now it seems Serbia won´t trust the situation in Spain anymore.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507548/1/20
(ES)
- And after Hitman raised the taxes to maximum level to pay off the debt with Serbia, Spanish producers not only opened a black market for their products, as you can read here:
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2508162/1/20
(ES)
- People also called for a completely boycott of the economy through lowering wages, selling products somewhere else, not working, taking money from the orgs and changing CS.
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507995/1/20
(ES)
-Those were reasons enough why editor E.Galois gave his article the title “Hitman. From heroe to villain” and called upon the population to take up arms and start a revolution.
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2508023/1/20
(ES)
- And citizen Manuel III El Exiliado telling us the story from a little man from overseas who got ashore in Spain with speeches full of good intentions….
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2508276/1/20
(ES)
-After all the fails and flaws editor Barriga Verde called for a contest trolling Hitman.
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2508081/1/20
(ES)
And while writing this article revolution has broken out in Spain with good chances of succeeding.
About the problems of being a dictator
-Romanian writer yoskyyyyy coming up with some interesting ideas how to make the game a little bit uninteresting for dictators.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507363/1/20
(EN)
- And his countrymen Nebunel telling us a story how to fail a dictatorship. Read here his fake drama about Russian dictator DimkaVelikiy who wanted to fight in the French Revolution and what the new commander of his military unit did in the meantime.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507678/1/20
(EN)
Agreement Bulgaria - MKD
Bulgaria and Macedonia have signed an agreement for mutual cooperation and assistance in case of a hostile foreign take over, the Macedonian MoFA said. Also giving an overwiew over the international situation.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507754/1/20
(EN/MK)
About relations Hungary - Romania
Romanian author vladb writing about the deteorating relations between Hungary and Romania, changes in the Hungarian foreign policy and a possible attack of Hungary on Romania.
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507707/1/20
(RO)
About Peru deceiving Australia
Australian publisher Rusty D showing us how Peru was deceiving the Australian government and public about its real intentions in Oceania over the past three months, stating that the Andean state hasn´t paid back not one cent of the collected taxes in Australia.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507682/1/20
(EN)
Former Peruvian CP Aldo Rayne comenting the government´s actions of his country towards Australia as intromission in internal affairs and stating that Peru obviously has forgotten how to treat an ally.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2508372/1/20
(ES)
The international situation
A new overview about the international situation and ongoing wars is brought to us by the Portuguese MoFA. Nice maps making it understable also for Non-Portuguese speakers.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507711/1/20
(PT)
Alliance debate in France - Project Orion abandoned
In France the discussion about which alliance the country should join is still going on. As the French MoFA said, the project Orion to create an alliance of former Leto members was abandoned. Also descarted are Nebula and Avalon. Still in the discussion is joining Pacifica.
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2508174/1/20
(FR)
Interview with US dictator Wild Owl
Portuguese MoFA asking American Dictator and 5times CP Wild Owl about his motivations to keep playing the game and aspects of the international relations. Wild Owl stating that the biggest challenge for him as a dictator is to keep the people distracted.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507680/1/20
(PT/EN)
Interview with Mazedonian MoFA ivan.sk
Croatian MoFA SerFartsalot this time interviewing his Mazedonian counterpart ivan.sk. The Macedonian MoFA stating that with the current alliances a NAP between Macedonia and Greece won´t be possible.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507882/1/20
(HR/EN)
Interview with Phoenix Quinn
American author MaryamQ interviewing legendary Phoenix Quinn. The international media icon sharing with us his views about his real life, writing, community and politics. Interview got too long to publish in one article, so MaryamQ made three articles out of it.
Part 1:
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2506854/1/20
Part 2:
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507132/1/20
Part 3:
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507675/1/20
(EN)
Interview with jonyb.b
Portuguese MoFA interviewing Spanish publisher jonyb.b, owner of the newspaper “Capulus” and chief editor of the magazine “Civilization”, also leading member of the FF.AA. jonyb.b answering questions about his motivation, the situation in Spain and the relations between Portugal and Spain.
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507911/1/20
(PT/ES)
Interview with Nebula SG Infowar
Italian editor Lorenzo Santarelli interviewing Infowar, the Secretary General of the new alliance Nebula, asking him about the motives for founding the alliance, its goals and the relation with Asteria.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2508483/1/20
(EN)
Communications tools in Erepublik
German Ministry of Community showing us in its guide “Communications tools in erep” the different possibilities of communicating in this game. Well, let´s talk among us.
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2508183/1/20
(EN/DE)
About how to fix the broken economy
Serbian editor AcaL calling for some severe measures to fix the broken economy of the game as there were an immediate reduction in gold influx and a rise in gold outflow and the return of the unique national currency to every country.
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507930/1/20
(SR/EN)
Basic economical guide: currency and gold
Cuban author El Kuervo bringing us a basic guide to the economy, explaining us how to get and use gold and currency. Also showing us all kind of different offers you can find in this game.
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2508209/1/20
(EN)
Research volunteers needed
Japanese author Tomasz is looking for research volunteers for the analysis of phenomena generated by the whole population interacting, like the monetary market or the battle outcomes. Therefor he needs people helping him collecting data.
www.erepublik.com/es/article/2508037/1/20
(EN)
Girls around the world
Chilean editor eTern1ty showing us some nice girls from almost all erep-countries. And thanks a lot for not trolling Austria with Conchita Wurst. But which one do you like best?
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2507685/1/20
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And I go with my favorite Anabel Angus from Bolivia.
Comments
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"But that was obviously before he raised all the taxes to the maximum of 25%"
Same thing in Italy 😐
yosi you are one of the best writers in the fucked up eWorld 😘**
great article 😘*
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V
Schade, dass die spanischen Artikel lediglich auf Spanisch sind.
Ja ich hätte auch gerne Mehr gelesen. Aber naja.
Translation:
Fat man says:
Corchuela says he is gonna censor the press! (pointing finger to the other guy)
Fat man then confides (to Corchuela):
See? Nobody cares!
Man, your work is amazing, thank you !
good work 😃 voted
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wat
You deserved my subscription!
No, si al final va a ser verdá lo de que no se mentiende, y me votais los articulos por lo buenorro questoy, no por el cotenido.
Ni de refilón salgo. Susmuertos.
HOYGA SENIOR GUIRI K LO DEL HAMOL É UNA IPELBOLE SARÁSASTICA DESAS METANOS ALA SEPIA I A MI NEL ATCULO HESTE (LOL E DISHO CULO)
Good work and voted!
At least eSpain has some entertainment ... not like the rest of the New World .
Thanks for the read and keep up the good work.
v
Man this is a greatjob, you picked up every information. Thankyou, now its easier to understand the wars 🙂
About the romanian-hungarian part, in the romanian article the writter, did copy the wrong link into his article. That article is simply trolling, and its name is: Nobody knows that iam not a girl. 🙂
"Fizetett KARD-CIVIL-MHP hirdetés:
Suntem suge sculele romanesti. Suntem rahat cu care se confruntă oameni."
I can translate the Romanian part but I would get banned by the Admin.The link is not wrong..it's put on purpose for the exact paragraph mentioned above.
And I know what the "writter" wrote 🙂
Well i dont know what was your purpose with nyonyi's article, but if you are searching for some data there, you are so off the target 🙂
Anyways, can you tell me about this vlad, vampire craziness what is going down now? The moovy was bad, i felt its like a lord of the rings chapter 🙂
The joke about that sentence is that Kard Civil and Magyar Hazafiak Párjta being trolled as yeticsicska parties, jeticsicska means lesser slave of romanians rofl
fizetett hirdetes means payed advertisement by those parties, btw you should translate the jewish part of the advertisement too!
Ahm why are you demolishing his confidance, if he thinks he did find artificial informance about hungarian innerpolitic's, than he can happy 😃
The sentence looked and still looks like showing the division of the community .
If one part of the community writes an thinks about another part of the community (even in joke) that "Suntem suge sculele romanesti. Suntem rahat cu care se confruntă oameni." ...it's what is called being divided.
I feel honoured that you included my humble little newspaper in your article.
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Fail
Good work 😃
Great summary
Thank you!
paso por aqui a saludar 😛
Welldone!!
v
Buen trabajo 😉
o7
Love Yosemity Sam.
Good article!
first of all congratulate these piece of need so good and so necessary in this world.
secondly ... mama look I'm on the news.
Great article! V
o7
Super cool! v+s+e! o7
Baaa
Great article, v+s
Nix gegen Conchita bitte! Die ist so heiß!
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