HOW PADRE ACTUALLY DIED?

Day 2,766, 18:38 • Published in Japan Czech Republic • by El Fap Padre


THIS IS SAD LOVE STORY... LIKE ONE OF THE GREATEST SERBIAN WRITER SHAKESPEARE CREATE THIS DESTINY... SOU, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY OF TRAGIC END OF EL FAT PADRE...



IT WASU BEAUTIFULU DAU AND EL FAT PADRE WAS PICKING THE MOSTU BEAUTUFULU FLOWERS FOR HIS DEAR FAIRY WHEN HE SUDDENLY LOOKS AT THE TOPU OF MOUNTAIN FUJIU AND NOTICED SOMETHING WHAT HIS FATHER TOLD HIM, AND FATHER OF HIS FATHER TOLD HIS FATHER AND FATHER OF HIS FATHER FATHER TOLD TO HIS FATHER FATHER FATHER AND FATHER OF HIS FATHERS FATHERS FATHERS FATHERS FATHERS FATHER.. WELL, YOU GOTTA POINT



HIS STRONG ORTODOXY WILL DIDN'T KNOW FOR FAILURE AND HE WAS MESMERIZED BY ITS BEAUTY...



AND SO, HE STARTED TO CLIMB ON FORBIDDEN MOUNTAIN OF THE ORTODOXY GOD! THAT VICIOUS MOUNTAIN WAS TOMB FOR MANY ADVENTURES BUT PADRE DIDN'T GIB A DAMN FOR THAT, ALL HE WANT IS TO SEE HIS FAIRY HAPPY AND SATISFY!



HE WAS SO NEAR THAT HE CAN SMELL DIVINE MARVELOUS FLAVORU!!



BUT, RIGHT FROM NOWHERE...



HE WAS FALLING DOWN, BREAKING HIS BONES, CRUSHING HIS FAITH, CALLING ORTODOXY GOD NAME IN VAIN TO SAVE HIM AND LET HIM TO SEE HIS LOVE AND DIE IN HER ARMS... *WHY ALL MIGHTY ORTODOXY GOD, WHY LIKE THIS? THIS IS NOTU BUSHIDO WAY...* PADRE SCREAMS.. HE ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE IN BATTLE, FOR HOLY JAPANESE LAND KANTO AND FOR ORTODOXY.. NOT FROM DEVILS BANANANANA!



AFTER CIRCA 15 MINUTES OF HITTING EVERY POINTY ROCK ON HIS WAY DOWN PADRE COMES TO THE BEGINNING OF HIS JOURNEY...



BUT, JUST BEFORE HE CLOSED HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES FOR THE LAST TIME...



HE SAW AN ANGEL AND WAS BACK TO THE LIFE!



THIS IS TRUE STORY!!



‡ DEUS VULT ‡