Chistes Malos – Bad Jokes
JackTrout
Sí, yo les robé.
Yes, I stole these.
😛
Hay tres clases de personas:
There are three kinds of people:
Las que saben contar y las que no.
Those who know how to count, and those who don't.
El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:
The doctor calls his patient by telephone:
- Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.
"Vera, I have good news and bad news."
- Bueno... dígame primero la buena.
"Well then, . . . tell me the good news first."
- Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.
"The results of the analysis indicate that you have 24 hours left to live."
- Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?
"Well, that's the good news? Then what's the bad news?"
- Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.
"That I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."
Unos tíos están subidos a un árbol cuando les ve un policía.
Some guys are up in a tree when a policeman sees them.
- Pero, bueno, ¿ustedes qué hacen ahí? Venga hombres, bajen. ¡No sea que se caigan y se rompan algo!
"Well, what are you all doing there? Come on men, come down. Let's not have any of you falling and breaking something!"
Y cuando llegan al suelo...
And when they arrive on the ground . . .
- A ver, ¿ustedes quiénes son?
"O.K. now, who are you?"
-¡Pucha, qué memoria! ¡Los del árbol!
"Geez, what a memory! The ones from the tree!"
Espero que disfrutan de estos!
Hope you enjoyed these!
Por favor me digan si el espanol no es correcto...
🙂
Please tell me if the Spanish is wrong...
🙂
Saludos/Cheers
JackTrout
Comments
Pole !!!
Very good Spanish , only small details but it is understood perfect
If anyone wants to PM even about the details- I prefer it is right. Maybe I can learn... 🙂
(Si alguien quiere mandar MP de los detalles- prefiero es correcto. Tal vez puedo aprender)... 🙂
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v + s 🙂
Good ones, the spanish is good except in the title as chistes is masculine so it's chistes malos not malas
Thanks!
jajaajj Wonderful Jack jejejeje The Doctor and the Good and Bad news is Great!
Hahahaha, good one Jack!
The joke of which you wanted the sea on your backs, seemed to me better
Hard to get it right all the time!
Very english you good are