[SMUT] Mission 1 results

Day 2,124, 11:15 • Published in South Africa Bolivia • by atrawall

A long day of fighting was had.

The Russians decided that they couldn't get enough South African vodka and wanted more. Luckily our special forces were here to save the day.

Vercetii777 was in the trench all day. Every time I checked in, he was reloading and firing. Despite not aiming (and I'll be honest he was just randomly shooting) he ended up bringing down 142 of our enemies. The Russians wanted nothing to do with him. They saw how wreck less he was as he was mowing down troops and continued to try to attack from all angles. Luckily his random shooting stopped every approach.

Enriche2Ribeiro joined the battle early in the morning and was so amped to continue fighting that after taunting the Russians with a few shots of his home made vodka, ran into their ranks and brought down a single base on his own. 163 soldiers were not around to fight the South Africans after Ricky got to them.

Jd Englebrecht showed up to battle late. After a night of heavy drinking, he showed up slightly hungover and in a foul mood. Despite coming late he still managed to take out 92 Russians before starting his next night of partying.

Kaptein Balsak being the veteran officer he is, woke up early, smelled the Napalm, ate a big breakfast and took a nap. Then at around noon he awoke to a large group of Russians attacking the base. After 15 minutes there were 81 bodies surrounding the camp and the Kaptein was back asleep.

Angel with Attitude is a merc that gets hired and was unseen prowling around the camps. To be honest, there was no body count because we couldn't find the bodies... Scary.

MarmadukeIV wanted an army of Russian slaves for himself. The government then Declared that he was not allowed to enslave the Russians, he was so angry that he decided that none of them would leave outside a body bag. He went crazy and armed only with a kitchen knife and a potato managed to kill 273. One of our own soldiers saw him tell the last remaining Russian "Im letting you live to warn the others... On Second thought, I'll tell them myself" he then stuck the potato in his mouth and stabbed him in the gut and took off in a sprint in the direction of Russian. (Let us know if you've seen him.)

Thanks again for playing. Please PM me if you are interested in joining SMUT for the next mission

Claudio Kilgannon