Why eRepublik division system is like a girlfriend
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by mwcerberus
You start in div 1 you get ‘BH’ whenever you can get it up sometimes you even get a surprise ‘BH’ and you can get a ‘BH’ at all times of the day even in the morning and you never want to leave div 1
You reluctantly move onto div 2 it still good you’re still getting regular ‘BH’ you’ve no need to worry while your getting less ‘BH’ in the morning it’s still spontaneous and surprise ‘BH’ is still possible
You reluctantly you move to div 3 now you must plan your ‘BH’ choose your time sometimes the moment is stolen from you and you lose a ‘BH’ opportunity. Morning ‘BH’ no longer happens and surprise ‘BH’ went down the drain a long time ago
You’re dragged kicking and screaming into div 4 now you’ve hit the twilight of your relationship, you’re married to the system. You must wait months to get a ‘BH’ and even then sometime you can’t get it up enough (your influence) and even when you can get ‘BH’ you must wait until 3am in the morning. The system you’ve loved so long has aged it’s got saggy boobs and a face like a slapped arse but you continue on because now you’re stuck with it you can’t get anything better.
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It's a fecked up game when you end up trying your best not to rank up
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voted you voting mwc and voted
The division system came in at exactly the perfectly wrong time for me. I got put in the bottom of division 4, and have won about 1 BH since. I see youngsters with trillions of BH's.
It bothers me.
you never fail to disappoint me mwc...
your love is appreciated wayne
i see your relationship is still in the first division
Strength and Honour
Very good. The only other point is if you're in D4 and want regular BHing, then you have to pay money to whore out those amphetamines with dem extra-martial (marital) affairs. 😛
All We need is div5 and div6
than we need thousand of players hit lvl 100.
Fun fact: In German, BH means "bra".
=> "Morning ‘BH’ no longer happens" 😃
fun fact replace every BH with sex and see what you get
I only got one BH....I fear I may be doing something wrong 😒
least you're not a BH virgin
I agree, I only get one every few months if I'm lucky.
I have to close my eyes and beat myself these days!
Horice ):
could always buy one horice or would that make you feel dirty
Real men don't pay for it!
They might beg, but they don't pay!
Horice (:
If you're saying that people who play erep a lot don't get sex, then you are absolutely correct.
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