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WHO IS WORLD CHAMPION!?

Day 2,769, 04:19 • Published in Japan Czech Republic

• by El Fap Padre

THISU MORNINGU IN SERBIA EVERYBODY HWO CANU WATCHED FOOTBALL GAME BETWEEN SERBIA AND BRASILU U20.. WORLD CUP FINAL...
MANU OF YUO DON'T KNOWU HOW AND WHY SERBIA WON!
THISU IS...

ME WAS WATCHINGU THE GAME WHEN SUDDENLY IN 119 MINUTES SERBIAN PLAYER STAND ALONE VERSUSU PORTUG.. BRASIL GOALKEEPERU!

HIS SHOOT WAS SO POORLY THAT EVERYONE LAUGH ON HIS 2ND LEFT LEG!
BUT, ON THE TOP OF HOLY ORTODOXY MOUNTAIN FUJI, VUKO AND PADRE WATCHED THE GAMEU!

THEY WERE SO PI**ED ON SERBIAN PLAYER! CURSES FILLED THEIR BEAUTIFULL ORTODOXY MOUTH WHO WAS CLEAN LIKE THE DROPS OF MOUNTAIN WELLSPRING, LIKE DROPS OF MORNINGU DEW!
BUT, ORTODOXY ANGEL WATCHED THE GAMEU WITH THEM AND DECIDED TO INTERVENE WITH HIS DIVINE POWERU!

INVISIBLE FOR ALL MORTALS, HE GIB THE BALL ACCURACY AND GODSPEED!

THOSE ARROGANT PORTUGE.. BRASIL GOALKEEPER COULDN'T BELIEVEU! WHAT HAPPENDU? DID THEIR FALSE CATHOLIC GOD FORSAKEN THEM?

BATTLE WAS BLOODY TILL THE END.. 3 MINUTES AFTER THAT GOAL, JUDGE BLOW HIS... HEHEH WHISTLE AND CELEBRATION ON MOUNTAIN FUJI STARTED!

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ЕЛ ФАТ ПАДРЕ УЗ ГУСЛЕ ОБЕЛЕЖАВА ПОБЕДУ ПРОТИВУ ОНИХ КОЈИ НЕМАЈУ СВОЈ ПА КОРИСТЕ ЈЕЗИК СВОЈИХ ОКУПАТОРА И ОНИЈЕХ КОЈИ СУ СЕ ОДРЕКЛИ СВОЈИЕХ ИМЕНА ПА СЕ САД ЗОВУ КАО ГОРЕПОМЕНУТИ ОКУПАТОРИ, ПОТРУГАЛЦИ!