Plato Disproves Theory of Special Relativity
Day 1,572, 22:58
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by General Cartman Lee
Plato recently proved Einstein's Theory of General Relativity by slowing down time during a long day of maintenance. In an ironic yet equally brilliant achievement, he has now disproved the other element of Einstein's theory, that of Special Relativity. Plato has just proved that it is possible to travel through time as he sent everyone in the eWorld an hour in to the future.
People all across the eWorld find themselves wondering how this happened. How did Plato punch a hole through the very fabric of the universe? How did he bend space and time? Why did he choose to send us forward exactly one hour? These are questions which only the genius of one of the greatest Philosophers of all time can answer. I for one commend him on his outstanding scientific achievement.
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"Theory of General Relativity"
The theory states that, while they are your relatives, you generally don't hang with them because they know you. xD
What are you talking about? How did we get pushed an hour forward? The erep clock is perfectly in sync with my clock - nothing strange here....
Just more of Plato's time-warping tricks, Yoshi.
DST
I didn't notice the erep clock until now.....
Arh so whatever was wrong is fixed again?
cept the clock.....................
right
just seen it.
"Theory of Special Relativity"
The theory states that, while they are your relatives, there are special relatives you don't hang with because you will shot them dead....
o/
indeed there are some relatives that make me horny
The theory of special relativity has been in jeopardy since CERN announced the discovery of faster than light neutrinos. (not yet proved but its on the verge)
The relation between daylight saving and special relativity... kind of boggles my brain though!
to quoke an idea of another smart mans idea, ben franklins, daylight savings?
DST correction, Lol!