Official White House Press Release #95: People America Loves

Day 889, 21:09 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release (#95): People America Loves

27 April 2010, Day 889 of the New World.

The contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. America Loves China

2. Successful American ATO



America Loves China



The United States Government wishes to officially state their love for China. Over the past months, China has been incredibly cooperative with the United States. As things begin to heat up in the region, America has chosen to offer peace to China and sign a Mutual Protection Pact. This will guarantee the safety and future wellbeing of both nations and will help secure good feelings on both sides.

We also wish to convey our condolences to China in the worldwide fight against game bugs. In a recent maneuver, China retreated the region of Xinjiang from Russia in order to regain the initiative. They intended to immediately re-attack the region, however bugs stood in the way and prevented them from following through. We know just how annoying bugs can be when they ruin strategies. Way to keep on trucking in spite of game bugs China.


Successful American ATO

The US Government would like to thank everyone involved in the recent anti-takeover process to help protect America from within. For the first time in month, our congress is 100% free of PTO candidates. The list of those responsible includes, but is surely not limited to: Rod Damon, Elizabopolous, Astra Kat G, all those who ran as blockers, the party presidents, and of course the mobile voters who successfully averted a takeover. Thanks to all of you for your hard work and dedication to protecting America!



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This concludes the ninety-fifth White House Press Release and the ninth of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the world is ever-changing!

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