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I Am Quitting! Goodbye FOREVER!

Day 1,593, 22:40 • Published in USA USA

• by General Cartman Lee

I have decided to quit eRepublik.

Pfeiffer was right all along.

We must all listen to him as he is always right.

Also, the elites are right, you must listen to them too.

They have been on to my nefarious plans all along.

I have decided to give up and leave.

I am never coming back.

Goodbye forever.
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JUST KIDDING! HA HA HA HA! I HAD YOU GOING!

Also, I was at a rally recently in honor of my late father. As you know, they still have not arrested his killer, Pfeiffer Arundelmman.

Comments

vechno7f Day 1,593, 22:53

voted 🙁

Kursad TURK Day 1,593, 22:56

dont quit

General Cartman Lee Day 1,593, 22:57

^Should actually read the article.

gukty Day 1,593, 22:58

Bibah Pizza!

AlenJax Day 1,593, 23:11

.,,.got me,.hehe!

Lemostro Day 1,593, 23:21

queremos pizza!

Dio Czenishkov Day 1,593, 23:23

That Pfluffer Arundelmman is a nefarious killer!

20k USD for his capture!

Chucky Norris Day 1,593, 23:25

That was awesome!

Persian Myth Day 1,593, 23:29

Good Luck

Mister Spooky Day 1,593, 23:44

Tequila Day 1,593, 23:52

Screw you guys i'm going home xDDDD

BubaDelikvent Day 1,593, 23:55

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General Cartman Lee Day 1,593, 23:56

^ Just for that, added a lulzy picture.

andreas macs Day 1,594, 00:22

^ ^

Tequila Day 1,594, 00:27

xDD \o/

Mav10 DK Day 1,594, 00:37

Wow, you are so clever!!! Like how do the other 13 year olds in your class keep up????

General Cartman Lee Day 1,594, 00:44

I wish I was 13.... what I wouldn't give to have a decade back.

komador Day 1,594, 01:05

Hello from Bulgaria. In Bulgaria today, there are holiday - "1 April Fool's Day"
This article is very appropriate for this day.
Greetings KOMODOR O7

Uschmidt Day 1,594, 03:27

Dam i thought you would REALLY quit. I ordered a pizza to start a party, but no, you STAY! Im disappointed!

Axeell Young Day 1,594, 03:43

LOL! I bought it! 😃

Akluvychenko Day 1,594, 04:10

LOL

olaf iverstone Day 1,594, 05:27

Dammit, you got my hopes up.

Drew Haaland Day 1,594, 10:58

Silas Soule Day 1,594, 12:57

😁

Simulare Day 1,594, 14:24

I predict that Ajay will leave the day eRep 404's for the last, glorious time.

ForFreedomAndLiberty Day 1,594, 17:53

Voted, but how long will this account last before it gets banned like your other ones? 😛

Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 1,594, 20:33

Please, Ajay Bruno/PtH I-iV/General Cartman Lee.

DON'T LEAVE US THIS WAY!

The game cannot survive without your personality and skill.

I'm sure you will soon receive desperate PM's from Alexis Bonte and George Lemanaru BEGGING YOU TO STAY!

You've made yourself indispensable. I'd hold out for a fat paycheck in Bucharest.

Oh, what day is it again?

April First?

Nevermind.

Kyle8_8T Day 1,595, 14:17

Oh my goodness!
That Pfeiffer Arundelmman was George Zimmerman all along! Unless Pfeiffer is his RL name...

Juana Sycaeus Day 1,595, 15:43

I knew it is a fool's day joke

R. W. Reagan Day 1,595, 17:04

Before you leave, give me my gold. In fact, give everybody their gold back, you theif. Actually, you said "JUSTICE FOR PIZZA THE HUT!" which would mean you get punished for your gold scam.
P. S. I HATE GENERAL CARTMAN LEE!

Fitisin Day 1,595, 18:47

eh boy. Good April Fools' Day article!

Rusty Kuntz Day 1,595, 19:26

Quit. Fer real. Do it.

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