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Daily Joke #42

Day 1,337, 13:07 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Henry Hank Moody

A silly little joke for today not too long for those of you who dislike the long winded ones 😛

Hope you enjoy

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Hello, I would like to be castrated."

"That's a lifechanging operation," says the doctor. "Are you sure you want to do it?"

"yes," says the man. "and if you refuse I'll go to another doctor."

"OK," says the doctor, "but it's against my advice."

So the man has his operation and he's walking around the hospital the next day with a bandage around his private area. Suddenly, he sees another man with the same thing. So he walks up to him and says, "Good afternoon, I see we got the same operation."

"Yes," says the other man, looking happy. "I've been wanting to get circumsized for 37 years, and I've finally done it."

The first man looks panicked and says, "S**t!! That's the word!"

Comments

Max Blue Day 1,337, 13:19

Not the best but it still made me smile.

Henry Hank Moody Day 1,337, 13:24

ye i've not got as much time as id like right now to search for the best but it was the best i found in the 5 mins i had and wasn't too bad 🙂

smile is better than nothing 😛

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