Daddy's Little Girl

Day 2,261, 11:42 • Published in Netherlands China • by SKYJACKED


Hello?
Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?
No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
After a brief pause..., daddy says "but honey you dont have an Uncle Paul."
Oh yes I do, & hes upstairs in the room with mommy right now.
Brief pause.... Uh ok then I want you to put the phone down & run upstairs & knock on the door & shout to mommy that daddys car just pulled up.
Ok daddy just a minute.
A few min later the little girl comes back to the phone.
I did it daddy.
And what happened honey?
Well mommy got scared, jumped outta bed naked & ran round screamin then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser & now she isnt movin at all!
OMG!!! What about your uncle paul?
He jumped outta the back window into the pool.
But I guess he didnt know you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of it & I think hes dead!
Real long pause! Then daddy says, "Swimmin pool? Is this 486-5732?"
Little girl says "No I think you have the wrong number"





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