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Emerick
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Don't eat condoms.
So I log in today and I'm in Ireland. Why, when the last time I was on eRep I was in England, am I in Ireland? Am I supposed to toss out my tea and crumpets and get drunk and eat raw potatoes? Do I have to replace my monocle with a fat red nose?
Am I a ginger now?
![](http://www.thebounce.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gingers-have-souls.jpg)
No, that's retarded. Also I'm moving back to the UK right after I publish this, just in case Irish actually is contagious.
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So anyways, does anyone know why the great British military lost the battle against the gingers?
~I do~
It's because our military gets no guns.
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Comments
eRep needs to do something about that space between images on different lines.
Yeah Emerick, that problem has been around for ages. Dislike.
I just can't help but wonder how the UK hasn't figured out how to play eRepublik yet.
an army that dont receive guns? is that the salvation army?
You really push my buttons sometimes emerick
@Emerick, Instead of "helping" us out, stay in Ireland and help them out..
From what i got, UK is the one who needs help, as they lost the battle
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Maybe, But Emerick should still stay in Ireland
the military doesnt get guns?
really?
Last image made me cry. Voted.
10/10 maximum trolling
i lol'd
lol
eUS Army gets no guns, but you can sell your rations, if you're smart, and buy tanks.
heh
I'm just jealous Emerick is spending all of his valuable time with the UK and they aren't happy with it, disappointing. You should welcome him with open arms...
Ask him to go to the US again then, He would be better of there....
First pic is def. CRoy. :3
omg this article made me so mad raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage omg u trolled me so bad! goddamn bro!
jamesw is obviously in denial
lolololol
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I think I'd rather have Ashton Kutcher tapping my ex than have to see my daughter in that pic. Poor Bruce. 🙁
It really is quite pathetic when someone's minuscule intelligence means that they have to resort to base national stereotypes
good one
I liked it
lol, but no vote...
No thank you, eUS if eff'ed up enough. Emerick is our present to the UK. You're welcome.