chat up line for you
Day 1,993, 16:01
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by mwcerberus
My top 6 chat up lines
6. Nice shoes wana f**k.
5. Nice legs what time do they open.
4. When i'm done with you there'll be 7 planets because i'm about to destroy Uranus.
3. You know they say life's short. It's guna be real short if you struggle.
2. Talking to a female friend, Me: Do you think if i was more assertive i'd get more girls. Her: I suppose so. Me: right get in the van.
1. Lets not turn this rape into a murder.
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If I was a female, I would willingly open my legs to you.
unclench those cheeks pat
"Did you fart, Cause you blew me Away"
lol'd at 1.
1. If you were a car door, i Would slam you...
2. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
3. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized
4. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down
Great article mate, Voted o7
lol'd
1. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
2. You don't sweat much for a fat girl
3 do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants
4 My magic watch says your not wearing underwear (well I am) Oh.. it must be an hour fast
5 What are you doing tonight? Besides me?
love number 4 😃
You know they say life's short. It's guna be real short if you struggle.
Pretty much what Hugh used on me Saturday night...Gotta say fella's, it works!
Want to play soldiers? I'll lie on the floor and you can blow the hell out of me.
I actually laughed out loud at #4. Well played!