American Beer or Guinness
SKYJACKED
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.
“Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small,” he says.
The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.
Well, American beer,” he replies quite bemused.
“Aaaahhh. There’s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking Guinness.
That makes things grow.”
Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face.
He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.
“I take it you now drink Guinness?” asked the doctor.
“Oh no, Doc,” replies the man, “but I’ve got the wife on American beer!”
GRTZZ
P.s Votes,Subs &Shouts are appriciated .
THKSSS very much and hope that it gave you a smile.
Comments
Not all American beer is so bad... just the big names.
Try Sierra Nevada or Angry Orchard if you like ciders.
Guinness!!!
I came here for Guinness
Kilkenny!
I think it's more likely the bloke's wife is having a bit on the side with a Guinness drinker.
LOL
Guinness is brewed with the tears of God.
Bitburger !
Bitburger is my beverage of choice when I'm in my German house. Good taste!
Guinness is shit, American beers in general are shit. Only decent beer from the UK are some IPA's, the new trappist in Austria is alright, Belgium obv has a lot of good shit, and NL is doing better by the year, go check out Emelisse for some whiskey barrel lagered beers if you like your beer as bitter as a 50 year old erep playing virgin.
i personally like Heineken the most... too bad i can't buy it anymore since the recent law change.... my parents are buying it for me now... 😉
Recent law change?
the minimum drinking age was raised from 16 to 18 starting this year......too bad i'm 16