[WAR] Fear not - Norwegians are here to help us!
Day 1,120, 23:37
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by Valnad
Greetings Swedes, Danes, Homonavians and our Südschwedisch fräuleins,
As you may already have noticed, Norway are on the move. They will soon invade Jamtland Harjedalen - but everything is in order. We will swap this region, under careful supervison of Governor Misho, against the Norwegian region called Trondelag.
This is yet another step in the Scandinavian process of improving our relations towards one another. I know that not everyone might be pleased about losing a core region, but you may want to keep in mind that this will aid both our neighbors in their efforts of becoming a more food-industrial based economy... as well as ourselves in our efforts of once again being able to compete on the international weapon manufacturing market.
I ask you therefore to have a few beers, they're on Grev Per tonight, and let the Norwegians poke a flag in the soil of Jamtland. We will of course notify our allies of this as well.
With love,
President Valnad
In his prime, drinking beer at 9 am while working.
As you may already have noticed, Norway are on the move. They will soon invade Jamtland Harjedalen - but everything is in order. We will swap this region, under careful supervison of Governor Misho, against the Norwegian region called Trondelag.
This is yet another step in the Scandinavian process of improving our relations towards one another. I know that not everyone might be pleased about losing a core region, but you may want to keep in mind that this will aid both our neighbors in their efforts of becoming a more food-industrial based economy... as well as ourselves in our efforts of once again being able to compete on the international weapon manufacturing market.
I ask you therefore to have a few beers, they're on Grev Per tonight, and let the Norwegians poke a flag in the soil of Jamtland. We will of course notify our allies of this as well.
With love,
President Valnad
In his prime, drinking beer at 9 am while working.
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Homonavia skämtet är tråkigt och vem är den killen som kallar oss Homo Swedes? All tycker han e sååå himla rolig när han inte ens är det.
''Lolol Danskarna kallar oss homos xD så kul''
Men vad i... det e ingenting kul med det och Danskar och Nordmänn har varit sura på Sverige sen upplösningen av Kalmar unionen bara för vi har vunnit vartenda krig mot Danmark och Norge.
Ni kanske tror dom bara skojar om Homo swedes grejen men jag kan lova er, dom menar det. Säger inte nu vi ska bryta unionen och utfrysa alla Danskar men dom som håller på så borde inte bli uppmuntrade genom att vartenda artikel nyligen om detta skriver saker som ''Homonavia'' och trams.
tl;dr sluta uppmuntra och uppskatta Danskar som förolämpar oss
This is enemy political propaganda. Norway will not invade Jamtland. It's Jamtland that will conquer Norway!
Norway, a part of the Republic Jamtland!
Signed
Misho
Soon to be president over the Republic Jamtland and the satelite regions formerly known as Norway.
@just me
Det nytter ikke noget at generalisere fordi du bliver stødt af lidt "Homo-Union-Love". Jeg gir' derimod en bajer hvis du prøver at forstå at Dansken har mistet deres nationale tilstedeværelse i eVerdenen. Så trods de tilnærmelsesvist barnlige, dog underholdende udtalelser, er Danskerne taknemlige for Sveriges hjælp, og nu som en Union står både Danmark og Sverige stærkere end nogen sinde før!
Jeg har ikke sagt at unionen er dårlig, jeg har bare sagt at jeg ikke liker irriterende Dansker som kaller oss Homo-Swedes.
Vi Svensker kaller ikke hverandre, Dansker eller Nordmenn homos, og om vi nå er en union borde ikke dere heller kalle oss Homos.
Og det er et kjedeligt og dårligt tull og kalle oss Homonavia etc.
Jeg er enig med dig der. Men nogen vil nok blive ved med at kalde jer det, og som set før, ikke kun danskere! Men husk på ikke at generalisere - Dét er sådan noget der pisser mig af. Jeg akter ikke at bruge øgenavne når jeg omtaler Sverige eller dets befolkning. Vi er en Skandinavisk union nu og det synes jeg personligt rigtig godt om. Så mangler vi bare Norsken..
Congratulations on the successful economic development and cooperation! Wish You all a booming trade 🙂
Loosen up a bit, just_me. This right here is the main problem with eSweden - we stopped having fun a long time ago. I can't see how it hurts us Swedes to be able to joke about our stiffness? Because it's a fact - we have so much bureaucracy and rules that somewhere in the midst of it all, we forgot that this is actually a game... and most of the players play to have fun.
I'm not saying that Grev Per is the greatest guy there is.
I know he is.
Long live ginger-danes and the greatest ginger of them all, Grev Per!
A Homo-Swede actually has little reference to any sexual behavior. There have been many articles about this, and I can assure you that the main trait of a homo-Swede is lack of brains. Two-clicker is another word, but homo-Swede just sounded better with a Danish accent.
Och ärligt talat, som den enda Svensken närvarande vid den Danska IRL-träffen, ju mer ni tar åt er desto mer kommer ni få höra det.
Valna😛 Being called a Homo-Swede is not my type of humor. All the sudden when theyre insulting all of eSweden nobody cares. When i or someone else jokes around we get forfeit points.
I guess Larm finds this so immensly hilarious he lets it slip. Way to go.
Would had made an example of the ridiculously small things you get forfeit points while this slips away but i dont dare to get another forfeit point.
I dont care what you guys call eachother thats up to you, but when it goes over an entire nation thats when i get pissed off.
So far all i have heard is Homo swede this and homonavia this, wheres the ''Hello Sweden'' or ''Thanks for the help'' or anything polite at all?
Maybe its just the rude ones that are being in the spotlight the most, maybe theres some decent danes, i havent seen them here so far though.
german beer : )
Tak "Just me", hvad var det jeg sagde om at generalisere? 😉 Måske er problemet at du slet ikke kan li' dansken i det hele taget? jeg har både sagt tak og andre positive ting tidligere i denne post - men det vælger du jo at ignorere.... suk...
Vad är det för en förrädare som byter regioner med norsken?!
danskar är gingers
"Vad är det för en förrädare som byter regioner med norsken?!"
😃 Den var god.
Jämtland till Norge??? ja vägrar! republiken ska inte falla!
"danskar är gingers"
YOU'RE NOT GOD? BWUUUUHUUHUHU
GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!!
@ Misho: lol!!
Sluta krångla nu med er. kan ni inte bara sätta er ner och ta en öl istället och slappna av lite.
dansk,svensk,norsk,finsk. skitsamma.
samma skit i slutet av dagen.
Ni har massor att lära av skånningar.
@ Just Me och andra
Jag uppfattade det som en sorts välkomstgest för att göra anekteringen av Danmark lättsam och odramatisk. Eftersom jag inte tar åt mig för fem öre av diverse tillmälen -humoristiska och skojsamma eller allvaligt menade, gör det inte mig särskilt mycket att dessa ord används i Svensk media för tillfället.
Så länge det inte råder någon tvekan om maktförhållandena i eSverige är det av ringa betydelse.
Se där - så stel kan en Svensk låta 😉
Håller med Gustav Horn här.
Just_Me - Hello Sweden, thanks for the help.
There you go, now enjoy the wonders of the Danish media, and start embracing the Homonavian Union.
Plus, HrBjorn really cannot understand why you guys are saying stuff like "Så länge det inte råder någon tvekan om maktförhållandena i eSverige är det av ringa betydelse."
If we are able to get political influence, if that even may even be in the Royal Danish something party, what is wrong with that?
HrBjorn himself will probably go into either Flashback or Gamlingärne, just because old players, of course, are the persons who should rule it all.