[MWC] TUP PTO

Day 2,057, 17:14 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by mwcerberus

Hey guys this month I’ve decided to PTO TUP and I just wanted to let all TUPites (or silly peasants under my reign) in on what exactly I can do for this party



The last party I led lost 43%! Of it’s members I think I can definitely improve on this I might even hit that magic 50%

HOW?

Well last time all I did was change the name and shout about how they’d been PTOed I think this time I can lose more members by personally messaging each member to tell the them to GTFO



NO

I’m on holiday for part of this term so I won’t be around to change the name every day

Also between the 15th and the 25th I will keep the name as TUP so I can keep as many 2 clicker votes as possible so my friends and I can get into congress.





bonus pics



I just got a phone call from a representative from Google.
"We're campaigning to get people to sign an on-line petition supporting our company tax arrangements in light of the government's plans for an investigation."
"You can f*** right off," I told him. "It's the law abiding tax payer like me who suffers because of bastards like Google. You're getting no support from me!"
There was a pause before he added, "We know your browsing history."
"It's about time somebody stood up to the Government. I'm logging in as we speak."