[MWC] KDOGG interview

Day 2,056, 19:17 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by mwcerberus

So interview time I asked KDOGGY for an interview
We chatted

Feeling very confident about my choice I proceeded with the interview

Q1: What/Why/Who/Where/When/How the hell is Corrupternment?

A1: CURRUPTERNMENT IS THE POLITICAL PARTY OF HELL WHO DECIDE TO MAKE PRINNYS ILLEGAL SO THEY DESIDE TO KILL THEM ALL BUT NO SO YOU GO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE AND BECOME THE NEW GUY IN CHARGE OR SOMETHING.



Q2: What’s your favourite pokemon (please note if it’s not original 151 it’s probably the wrong answer)

A2: Uhh.... eh.... THIS IS HARD. I am gonna go with Toxicroak. I do like Scrafty and Ferroforn and a bunch of others but yeah Toxicroak.



Q3: I hear you like video games. So my question is if you had to die in the coolest way possible how would you do it?

A3: I'd like to die like Kefka. Become a god, destroy most of the world then eventually be killed by a party of people I should have killed the last time they got in my way.



Q4: No but seriously you’re into your gaming, so have you ever killed off your entire SIMS family in a bloody massacre? (as you answer this remember JESUS is watching)

A4: I have never played the sims. I like gaming so I like to play the games, living out epic pre-decoded tales or slowly improving the more I play trying to become the king of fighters or whatever. I am not a big fan of building games where the whole point is to build your own stuff to do.



Q5: I think it’s wrong that on my new scientific calculator the number 58,008 means absolutely nothing NOTHING how should I punish the company casio (the calculator makers) for this?

A5: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ THIS SHOULDN'T STAND. WHAT THE HELLS THE POINT OF A CALCULATOR NOW.



Q6: You’re named captain of a Japanese whaling vessel how should you subjects (crew) address you?

A6: I don't speak Japanese. I have no idea what they are saying. They just look at me funny when I demand subtitles.



Q7: Do you have anything else you want to say/advertise/do? Anything maybe I missed with my detailed questioning

A7: I will think of something after this is done.


I have someone in mind for my next interview lets hope he agrees

Bonus pics




"Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get a girl into bed?" I asked my date.
"Really?" she asked. "What's the first?"
"A big fuck off knife!" I replied.
"Ha-ha, you're funny," she said.
"Well done, you've made a sensible choice."