[E$O....P FRIXY] The Debut Single
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by Frixios of the Clyde
Yo, this is my first rap:
Hey Aleks V,
You are the t of the p,
Top of the pops of course,
cos not even woldy can top yah.
He is a member of ESO,
Who we know are the besto,
UKPP, you can try,
UKRP they are permanent TP's
WRP smell of pee,
and BDP need a showery,
But ESO, we are different we dont need no P.
AMD you can't make tea,
But ESO Yak,
he is cracka jack,
VoodooMike dont need no spike,
Mad Pauly?
He is off his trolley!
Mr Cherry,
He is merry,
and better than Terry,
But Rathena Gelc,
She needs telt,
but she will be dealt.
ESO,
Who we know are the besto,
UKPP, you can try,
UKRP they are permanent TP's
WRP smell of pee,
and BDP need a showery,
But ESO, we are different we dont need no P.
TUP,
Wassup?
you are inactive,
but act so hyperactive,
WookieO,
You smell so,
Take a bath yo!
ESO,
Who we know are the besto,
UKPP, you can try,
UKRP they are permanent TP's
WRP smell of pee,
and BDP need a showery,
But ESO, we are different we dont need no P.
William Ross.
You megalomaniac boss!
Lets kick it and beat it!
ESO YO!
LETS TOP 5 THESE JOES!
Thank you.
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Comments
Amusing article and rap 🙂.Keep it up Frix
My computer burst into flames
Was it too combust for u?
Yes, I reported the article for flaming
NOOOOO! I just submitted a ticket asking for eScotland 🙁
Jokes! Is it for real or are you trolling them
For real, and troll 😛
Pics or it didn't happen
Agh, fine: https://qsnapnet.com/snaps/5sggbpee2la3jtt
Possibly want to remove the screenshot showing us your email account .
Maybe it's for a reason xD
Are you saying we're True Patriots or Toilet Papers because both would be very accurate.
Teachers Pets...
That's no way to speak of Merciful, he's a free corgi and the first in his family to go to university.
Oh.... Sorry ~Merci~
Having read your dope rap
My brain is dribbling out my ears.
(because it was crap)
Cheers.
Your rap is too late.
Your rhyming's not great
A word of advice?
Try again mate
Welp I'm in giggles now.
mate, its coffee i struggle with not tea ffs
Is there some way I can cleanse my eyes after witnessing this atrocity?
Join ESO. Frix's raps are export-only
I count for 50% of ESO's export market
And, at the moment, we don't tax our exports.
Off my trolley? I was never on one...
Waddafakisthis? Youcantjuststrollinherewithyourflappytongueandstartcunnilingusofthear! NowIhavetogotobedwiththisinmaheadtotallystuckthereandidontknowwhattodospacebarisntbrokenitsjustquiteachallengenotusingthespacebarwithoutaccidentallytappingfhespacebarwithmyautospacebartappingmasterofathumbibetyoucantreadthishayoufuckinsuck.