Why
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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why, the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)... in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
OH you didn't smile - well how about this one:
Comments
nice one!!! 🙂
Voted, awesome and I refuse to state why
Why you ask?
Loled at mouse flavored cat food 😃
Voted, it made my day quite more funny 😛
Thanks
lol, the las one was the best. Thanks for the laugh🙂
Pff I can do better.
A man married a Chinese woman and took her to wife. He told her to make a good dinner each day. On the first day he saw no change, on the second day he saw no change, but on the third day he saw she was making good meals for him.
A second man married a Nigerian woman, and asked her to make a good dinner and do the cleaning each day. On the first day he saw no change, on the second day: no change. But on the third day the house was clean and there was hot food on the table.
A third man married a British woman. He told her to make him good dinner, do the cleaning and fix the garden. On the first day he saw no change, on the second day he saw no change. By the third day the swelling had gone down enough he could see, but he still had trouble going to the toilet on his own.
Razor, please come back ツ
Hahaha