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Vote for the Official meanest eCanadian

Day 855, 15:38 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Rylde

Its election day you bunch of lemmings. Time to be led off another cliff this month. If your gonna be led off a cliff it might as well be by the official meanest self proclaimed all Canadian AS#%^#* as awarded by me peers. So fly on up to the freezing Yukon and place a vote for me.

I don't have to much in store for you this month after my election in the Yukon. Little bit of impeachment and a dash of bunk bills to gain my congressional experience. After all is said and done i'll pocket my 5 gold and go hide in a ditch somewhere for awhile. My seat if elected should last all of 24 hours if I do it right. Politics is so boring in this country I figured I'd give it a good monthly spice all in one day.

Friday the 26 will be impeachment day for reasons to be disclosed in an article tomorrow. Especially for the whole traitor that will be sitting in congress at the end of the day. I refuse to be seated in the same room with that and am showing my displeasure with the courts and the current president.

Call It eCanada
Or maybe we should just toss a coin

Rylde doing his part to make sure the blind keep leading the blind.

Comments

emilio sanchez Day 855, 15:48

Well, this actually sounds like a winning formula. Those who post actual presentations and things they'll do don't win. People who don't post a presentation, or just say crazy things are the ones who get elected. Plus, at least your honest.

So your chances of winning are high. 🙂

Gaius Julius Caesar00 Day 855, 15:50

Good luck Rylde. I don't think you'll need luck though.

LJSilver Day 855, 15:59

You really don't like midget porn?

TemujinBC Day 855, 16:29

Vote the meanest Canadian into Congress. Vote Rylde.

Alroy Amoldo Day 855, 16:47

I would have voted for you Rylde, But come on, Your against Midget Porn!! I'm afraid you may have lost my vote. But probably not.

Rylde Day 855, 16:51

Did I come off as a midget porn kinda guy. Hey i can't please all my supporters. I have to draw the line and stand up for my beliefs.

TaiwanPanda Day 855, 17:22

Hear Hear ~ one of the most trustworthy Canadian citizen

Addy Lawrence Day 855, 17:27

Losing the midget porn demographic is a costly error Rylde, fortunately the coin flipping demographic could care less about that and you appear to be a lock!

Let's get loaded on our 10g!

~fkuu~

only atoms Day 855, 17:28

I guess it depends on how big your TV is.

Master36029 Day 855, 18:25

what's wrong with sober sex?

Arche8 Day 855, 18:46

What's wrong with listening to french people?

Rylde Day 855, 19:44

@Arche I don't understand what there saying.

@Master sometimes it turns me into the minute man lol

Dade Pendwyn Day 855, 21:19

Is it just me or is Rylde kind of just a less funny AB?

Rylde Day 855, 21:25

I think Ryldes his own person and just does what he wants to do trying to imitate no one.

Eris Caelestis Day 855, 21:38

most honest presentation ever! lol

Bogle Day 856, 02:36

Holy crap an honest politician!!

Careful Rylde you might start a fad and everyone will be telling the truth soon, end of politics as we know it.

Dr.Pain Day 856, 02:46

Like any sober person would have sex with you ...

Rylde Day 856, 03:48

its been known to happen. i try not to make a habit of though. Thats the friendliness that i've come to expect from a german Dr.pain.

Mell's Well Day 856, 13:11

The only time you have sober sex is if you are seeking revenge on the person you are having sex with ...

Canadian Social Democrats Day 856, 15:35

~hyuu~

Crimson Guard Day 856, 15:44

>puoo<

Tamas Dzsudzsak Day 856, 16:23

AB was funny.

Spencer Magee Day 856, 16:33

butt secks

Rylde Day 856, 16:34

I think maybe its time to move on. Things change and you must adapt as a person to the changes around you.

People come and go Tamas. One day when you grow up you'll understand what i'm trying to tell you.

James Wiens Day 856, 16:45

Bring it on Rylde! 😉

Shadow455 Day 856, 18:36

whos AB in eAus theres someone called that but i dont think ur talking about him and vote rylde

Lion El'Jonson Day 856, 20:05

Damn Rylde you crazy honest bastard. Good luck bro.

FeudalCarpenters of Canada Day 856, 20:06

I call "Heads." ...but I suspect the coin is loade😛

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbInZ5oJ0bc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbInZ5oJ0[..]J0bc

we all know what to expect come midnight

Piecemaker Day 856, 20:38

Hey guys, I'm dying.. Just came in Canada but I have no money for food and nobody lets me work for more than one day. I"M STUCK.

Kiel Molten Day 856, 21:57

all hail Rylde, the only honest politician...well not really a politician, but he's honest!

Scorpius Day 857, 04:43

ok i dont care about the article but the anton chigurh comparison is goddamn genius

Alee Ann Day 857, 05:58

voted.

dirty sancho panza Day 857, 07:28

Rylde's back in the game 😃

Tamas Dzsudzsak Day 857, 09:39

Oh Rylde you SOOOOOOOOOOO left me butt hurt,
And did such a one dimensioned self proclaimed bringer of truth really suggest someone else adapting?

I love people who flounce and then come back exactly the same as before the flounce.

Rylde Day 857, 13:50

Yeah Anton Chigurh was bloody awesome.

James Wiens Day 857, 14:48

There can only be one.

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