NEWSFLASH! Jelly Proposes to Legitimize his Pregnancy!
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Aren Perry
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That's right, Jelly is just about ready to make THIS lucky woman his peanut butter and him her jelly.
Experts agree that this move is atleast a partial attempt to legitimize the birth of Jelly's scandalous baby, who would be motherless (or fatherless, on how you look at it) without Jelly making a quick match before that baby bump starts really showing up.
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Jelly Belleh...
What will she say in response? NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE, but one can only wonder what Jelly can offer a princess in marriage?
Experts agree Jelly's high status within Philippine culture, despite his recent scandal, will potentially provide the bride to be with reason for becoming his e-bride. Rumor has it, though I reject the idea completely, that Jelly will be paying her a handsome sum to keep the baby scandal under wraps and provide a healthy home situation for his newfound offspring.
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But who knows. Is it a marriage for love? A marriage for children's sake? Will it go through? Stay posted here to find out first! (or maybe second, or third, but whenever I figure out I'll let you know).
Aren Perry,
Mibbit Spy
Comments
I support this endeavor.
Wow I didn't even propose in public and everyone already knows : P
OUTRAGEOUS
lol
This is more precious than golden diamonds are to the greediest burglar.
*sigh of relief
Now I won't have to worry about that diplomatic trip I made to the ePhilippines to visit Jelly...
you didn't hear that.
I don't like this strongly implying tone the writer is having for Jelly9473, but now that we are at it, I heard through the grapevine that one Persian Princes is about to get a call from mr. president.
what will happen to the biological father/mother/other parent of the baby : O
Swept into secrecy, Coco. Swept into secrecy. Maybe assassinated.
JELLY BELLEH!!
gotta admit, almost died after reading that