LP becomes D666

Day 862, 18:18 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by Daniel Parker


In an democratic vote by all 45 members of the Libertarian Party they unanimously approved it´s new name and logo.
From now on we go forth as Demoncrats / Demoncraten666 or simply D666

Hoping to show the world how democrazy can influence our everyday lives for the better!


Our 11 proposals:

1. we want Boklevski to become our devine ruler as pope.

2. ban condoms and other contraceptives... they are bad for babyboom!!

3. Mitch Rapp should grow some chesthair and become an OFFICIAL dictator (so there is finally somebody to overthrow)

4. more unemployment... eveyone has a job... it´s annoying, there is never someone who you just can hang around and play videogames with...

5. join EDEN AND PHOENIX (YES WE CAN!!!)

6. Theneka should marry Oprah, he deserves a rich woman

7. mandatory have all LSD members do periodically drug-screening tests

8. connect erepublik to https://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome">amazon turk, and let some guy in india do all the work, so we can focus on cool things, like baking pancakes. and make songs about mathproblems, or whatever you kids do these days.

9. if GLD members really would care about global warming, they would stop wasting energy and stop playing erepublik. Just go! now!

10. YOUR party MY party... so many parties, but NEVER ANY GIRLS SHOW UP!!! We propose you should merge and hold 1 big party, then there is more chance for girls to show up! It´s in all our best interests.

11. We couldn´t invent a good proposal about I&W, that party is simply not funny enough.
The best we could come up with is this:"we demand that I&W should rename itself if grapes won´t be a resource in V2". See?? it´s not funny!



Daniel Parker
Party President of Demoncraten666

D666; the right to become average

“Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.”
-some guy whose name I keep forgetting...something with an "R"... no... can´t remember... I gave a shot though.