Just For Laugh
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Masila
One day Siddy goes to USA to speak with Benn Dover about the future of Atlantis. After hours passing, the topic switch to cultural themes. Then Benn start to explain about the habit of the USA citizen.
Benn : Here, if a man answer some question with "yow", it means he's a man with IQ lower than 30. If he say "yes, off course" it means that his brain is equal with an elementary school. If He answer with "yap", he's a common people and you can talk a lot with him. If he answer with "i see" than he's a genius man.
Siddy : Wow, all of you have a habit like that?
Benn : Yow...
Missing!!!
This story is about JaMat, the man that stole USA treasury 2 month ago. Do you know the true story? Here it is...
In USA weapon factory, the employee that work at night often steal the company things. Guns, supplies, equipments and others. Because of that, Uncle Sam ask the security to check all of the employee when they are get back to their house every morning. One morning an employee that we know as JaMat come with a trolley full with old newspaper. The security smile and say to himself, "You think you can fool me." Then the security speak to JaMat:
S : "unload the newspaper, i want to see inside, dont hide anything you fool!"
JaMat then unload the newspaper but nothing is inside the trolley. The security start to confuse and asking Jamat :
S : "Then why you take these all newspaper?"
J : "This all make our factory dirty, and the cleaning service never clean these. So i take this to be recycled at my home."
Because nothing is worried, then the security let JaMat go. Since that morning, JaMat continue too get all of the old newspaper every morning.
Time passing and at the end of the year Uncle Sam call the security to his office.
U : "You are fired!!!"
S : "Hey hey, why you do this to me? I work hard and there's nothing missing again in our factory!"
U : "Ow yeah? So then, explain about THE MISSING OF 365 TROLLEYS!!!"
There are many more
An Indonesian, a Russian and a Norwegian are sail togather with a small boat. In the middle of Atlantic Ocean, the boat start to sink. Water flow inside the boat, because the boat is overweight. The Indonesian react then. He throw guns, diamonds and gifts, grain and a lot of food. The Russian and Norwegian are surprised and asking:
"Why are you threw that goods? It's expensive and hard to find!"
The Indonesian answer them:
"Don't worry, there are many more in my country"
The boat are floating up, but the water still rush in and sooner the boat will be sink.
The Russian don't want to lose from the Indos, so he start to throw tons of oil, iron and grain and also the flag of Russia and his Communist Party. Looking this, The Norwegian and Indonesian are surprised and asking:
"Why are you threw that goods? It's expensive and hard to find!"
The Russian answer them:
"Don't worry, there are many more in my country"
The boat are floating up, but the water still rush in and sooner the boat will be sink.
Then the Indos and Russian take a deep look to the Norwegian. Know that he must do something, the Norwegian walk and throw the Russian to the ocean.
The Indos are shocked and can not say anything, but the Norwegian smile and say to the Indos:
"Don't worry, there are many more in my country"
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Baby Reggards
Masila
Comments
Pertamaxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hehehe...
PertamaxXx
lol priceless m8.
Hardcase!
superentertainingliment ^.^
love the character if from not quite perfect grammar
Hahaha
I got 4 at English Examination
But got 8 at the lesson of laugh 😁
It's just a copy of the guy who smuggled bicycles across the border.
LOL
AWESOME!
voted
A version of the third story is easily found in the RL United States, but with an American throwing out a Mexican (illegal immigration, ftw!).
PILLOWZ
I call your PILLOWZ and raise you a trout!
Awesome
Lol, this is so funny! What's even more funny is that not only do I have around 10 times as many subscribers as you, but I have around 2 times as many as the largest media base in Indonesia, and over 5 times as many as the second largest (Next to the Peace paper of course). Isn't that funny? I certainly think it is!
What else is funny? I bet your president will enter battle RIGHT away for the Indian war tomorrow. Isn't that just hilarious?! It's so funny, because he's afraid of our country, and he won't even attack the US for the first battle! Haha, I love laughing at my own jokes because I'm a big, fat, lazy American, you know the kind that thinks that Mexicans are tools for my big oil/gold company. Hahahaha, it's so funny! *steretype stereotype*
Know what else is funny? I'm richer than even your wealthiest businessmen! Haha, isn't that funny? You know Lockheed Martin? Ahha, yeah, I'm like 2 times richer than that guy is! Hilarious, isn't it? Ahahha, I'm cracking myself up. I really should post these jokes in an article!
heh, for being Indo, this still made me laugh.
@australian warlord and Iwarrior
No, i'm not. This all jokes is from my childhood. I dont know if there's a version in your country.
@Ben
You have 10times from me and 2times from n3m0? So...? I dont get whats funny.
We affraid of your country? So...?
You rich, more than me or another one...? So...?
These all are jokes, so give me some. If you should make an article bout this then go ahead, if people lauging thats joke if not... So? Whats funny?
Yeah, I don't really get the humor either. Then again, I don't see how "Yow" is very comedic either. Is erepublik slowly turning non-funny things into hilarious things? I think so!
BA HA HA HA HA HA
These are some good jokes, it's just that the English isn't exactly 100%, so it makes it kinda hard to know what you mean...
Yow!