Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee
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by Pat Harper
I call out Canada and the UK for a war!
Song for listening, inspired for my recent love for SkA \o/
Now before you all start fretting and giving me excuses why we shouldn't go to war let me propose a war where both Canada and the UK considers it a 'friendly' war for old times sake. I am not talking training war, but the next stage up. Basically not officially calling in allies to help out by launching a gangbang for example, France, Holland, Norway, Ireland, Canada all invading the UK or the whole of TWO invading Canada.
This is the main reason we are not going to war but if we could come to an agreement to put peoples minds at rest and enjoy some good old fashioned redcoat/canuck bashing it would be most appreciated and ofcourse fun.
Personally I am bored of killing Spaniards, I am also bored sitting here in a broken game with nobody to spend my energy bars on. This 6th anniversary would have been a perfect chance to do it and everyone to have a chance to get some tasty bonuses, instead we have been stuck with a RW against Switzerland which we weren't allowed to fight in.
I am writing off the top of my head, but I voice for many people that if we could get an official war up it would be most fun.
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this is a regional war and a regional war it should stay
MORE DENTISTS TO THE UK!
o7
I agree...PAT4CP
We need a straight up 1v1 training war that isnt a training war where we beat the eUK like a kid in a care home and we can change the name of the eUK to Villeneuve Park
Take London to announce the reign of Queen Pat Harper! God save the Queen!
huehuehueh
It is the need of diplomacy before to start wars that can be dangerous! Training war... it is the need to be careful on this because UK is in TWO.
If you don't like eCanada executive, you can also change citizenship and to move in Countries that fight more and more so you can use your energy bars! I'm not against war but with at least the possibility to win. I remember you that eCanada doesn't have so much active citizens and we are on border with strong Countries. you can't think to win against TWO allies, only with countries that you write over. This is crazy thought!
Personally I prefer diplomacy and to have the land that gives me production on firms that wiped territory!
This is only my personal view point.
You like war and when eCanada was wiped... where were you? in UK if I don't remember wrong... 😛
Do you read ANYTHING I write?!
what your irony?! I write my thought on this article and on possible war against UK. I don't comment your irony! also because there was law of NE against UK and this wasn't irony!!! you don't ask me always if I read all in your article but you write that you want that I read!!!
Not being funny but if you can't read or talk English well enough to support your argument you shouldn't even bother, what you are saying is totally invalid
I agree, this pat character is a bounder and a cad, and I apologise to all the ladies for my strong language
you remember wrong.
[removed]
maybe 😛
Pretty sure Pat was CP of eCanada when they were wiped... as far as I can tell that would be hard to achieve with eUK citizenship. Something to do with game mechanics if I remember correctly...
You just pissed because your in Aus and we are winning at the cricket 😛
How am I pissed? I am asking for a war on terms that are acceptable on agreement lol.
I also don't follow the cricket at all but its always a good bit of salt to rub in to the surrounding locals if we win 😛
truthfully. I find it hard to watch. Good if your there. Can drink and get drunk. But on TV. its about the same as Tennis.
Yeah, anything without a motor in my opinion isn't worth watching, MX-TV on a thursday evening and the supercars/bikes/f1 is about as far as my TV world extends to lol
Ooh Pat, I also love electric wheelchair racing.
COMON ENGLAND, they can do it!
Although I also love Aussie Cricket...curse you Cozza
Voted for the video and the dentists!
seems legit
To war!
Pat your mind is invalid! 😛 I understand english and you can kiss my ass 😛
You are a fool
AW SHIET, HE DONE CALL EM A FOO
Could be fun.
Not a training war,
Not a war of conquest,
But a trolling war.
Define the rules of engagement and let the games begin
we do do good trolling wars...
I think there's an absence in the testicular regions of both our congresses 🙁
seems legit x2
This is exactly what I have been calling for.
Define the winning conditions and tribute before the war. Tribute would be like a bet. Could be a territory for few months or a one time payment or both.
First one to hold a defined number of the others original territories wins.
Add in a contest for the best trolling articles of the war and we have a real winner.
In the end it is simply catch and release. No hard feelings.
My goal was to take London for the, what was it?, third time? in eHistory.
No hard feelings? -- But what if we hurt their pride? Then it gets personal! (;
Behold...the Butler's want a war!
Float like a butterfly, it stings when I pee 🙁
I had that also...Penicillin works a treat. 😉
This is our idea of a war with eUK:
War with eUK DOES NOT mean:
- eCan occupying eUK,
- eUK occupying eCan,
- war with TWO,
- we call on our allies to stomp eUK
- eCan pays eUK ___cc/gold
- eUK pays eCan ___cc/gold
War with eUK DOES mean:
- a fairly even war
- an opportunity to get True Patriot medals
- a united eCan to fight against a common enemy
- fighting for fun (and pride)
You go girl \o/
Unrealistic unless you have a LOT of chats with TWO and you are friendly with them,.. the USA, Spain, Poland Plus all the others will come gunning for us the second we try this UNLESS we have everything in place first.
Trust in your eGov. We have been in talks for over 4 days with eUK about this war. Patience.. It will happen WHEN ITS SAFE to do so and not before
I don't have any trust in my government at all...
Floats like a butterfly, stings like when I pee...
ah I was beaten to it
Shut up, Mr Harper! You get some weird ideas when you don't eat your custard :'(
Because you ate it all you greedy spaniard 🙁
I just don't see it practically, even if the populations of the 2 nations and their elected officials agree (and that's a big 'if'. And with such an agreement likely lasting more several administrations, new leaders - on either side - could decide that it was suddenly 'real).
The 2 clickers in both the UK and Canada probably cancel each other out. However, with eCanada having only 8 MPP's and the UK having 13 - with SIGNIFICANTLY more players -- and therefore 2 clickers - I could see it turning bad against eCan almost right from the get go.
You underestimate us 😛
I agree with what Mary Chan said ..
.. having said that; the eUK might not be so inclined on a training war with us, since they already have other non-TWO nations to attack for their True Patriot medal , we just need to make sure both sides agree, allies on either sides and players are informed about the deal if there will be any : ))
.. one more thing , are we still hating on the eUK for real, back stabbing happened years ago, then we invaded them , they fought back bad and so on and so forth , so now I think we are done with this and we should all have a pint and chill ... remember they gave us an awesome CP named Pat Harper so there 😃
*float*
Well you will be happy to know that we have as of 4 days ago have been actively working towards a training war with the eUK.
So giddy up all because it is happening. We just need to make sure it IS a training war and not a eUK, eSPain, ePoland,eUSA battle vs us lol
One we get that all done we will fire the gun 🙂 But yes. this is a week in the making and counting so far.
I can trust you to play it safe, but I don't trust you to get us results. Right now, I'm hearing a lot of "we're working on it" instead of the progress of the work.
Since this war concerns me, whatever concerns the war (whether it's from you, USA, TWO, or other citizens) also concerns me. Thus, I'd appreciate it if you would relay these concerns even if you cannot fully address them. Speaking for myself, I'm willing to work with you to find solutions to address concerns that will inhibit this war.