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Daily Joke #21

Day 1,312, 05:03 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Henry Hank Moody

Here's your daily dose of humour my friends.

I hope you enjoy 🙂

My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food?" she said. "It was absolutely incredible, and it is our anniversary tomorrow."

"F*** it," I thought. "I'll treat her."

So I walked her past again.