Daily Agony - Political Satire on Current events in eSA

Day 1,451, 06:36 • Published in South Africa Australia • by Don Vin
Side note: Motivation for today’s agony: the current issues with IA and that of asking the gender of Oprah: however No names will be mentioned in the post




After winning many battles the great generals from the Independent Alternative slacken backwards in laziness and before they realized it they had became so fat, too fat and cubby.



With a brightly lit face an influential citizen from the OOPS instituted a lose wait program that was received with different reactions

However an undisclosed IA Citizen saw the OOPS advertisement "lose 5kg in a week"

He calls & said i would like to join!

OOPS Citizen: Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am.

Next morning the IA Citizen opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying "If u catch me u can f*ck me!" & the girl starts running.


IA Citizen starts running but couldn't catch her. so during the whole week he tried to catch her bt couldn't & loses 5kg.

He then asks for the 10 kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can f*ck me. He loses 10 kg dat week.

so he thought this program is awesome! and since tomorrow will be a snowing she wont run fast so Lets try 25kg.

but the OOPS Citizen asked “Are you sure? the 25ky program is really tough!!”


next day at 5AM the IA Citizen opens the door expecting to see a nude babe.

but finds a nude man saying "If i catch u i will f*ck u!!"

that week he lost 30kg




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