British Army, now recruiting!
Ministry of Defence
Are you tired of working and training every day? Have you begun to think that there's no point to this game, other than learning how to win every time at Trivial Pursuit?
In the British Army, you can put those hard earned strength points to good use. Join the paratroopers and jet out to countries in need, to break down the wall of oppression and liberate an occupied country or keep a developing nation safe from the aggression of its neighbouring empire. Sign up to the reserves to help keep your home secure from bordering countries. Don't let higher powers govern your lives forever - sign up to the army and make a difference!
In the reserves, you will be given weapons and a moving ticket, so that you can move to the nearest Q4 hospital when needed and fight fully equipped. Your skills will be called upon if another country declares war on the UK, or in the case that an allied country, with whom we share an MPP, is attacked.
If you join the paratroopers then you will be given several weapons and a pair of moving tickets. Your equipment will be kept constantly up to date, so that you can fight whenever needed, at any notice. The moving tickets will be used when you deploy to a foreign country so that you can help out our allies or a friend in case our country does not have an MPP with them. You are expected to be prepared to move and fight at a moments notice, and as such cannot be general manager, congressman or party president. You will also need to give an inventory report to your platoon leader every two weeks, more often when deployed for a war.
So if you want to make something out of your life, if you want to finally do something with that hard-earned strength, then sign up to the British Army and show the world what you can do. To sign up, all you need to do is fill out a simple form, located at http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?key=pUMniRVb6z7wgoK7oIZdnOg, then wait for someone - either your new platoon leader or the commanding officer of your respective branch of the army - to contact you regarding your application. The minimum strength to make an application is 3, and if you want to join the paratroopers, you must have at least 5 strength and be prepared and able to move abroad.
Deilos - Minister of Defence
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SIR, YES SIR!
Meh, effort.
The UK Paratroopers 🙂
I signed up for the reserves (meaning to do it for a while)
I've signed up and can't wait!
would we have a salary?
Cool! But yes, what about salary?
No salary people. It's an honour and privilege to fight for the eUK armed forces. Plus seeing as you get your equipment paid for you, you are effectively getting free war experience and free access to foreign currency accounts.
Nice to see you around Shadow Figure 😉
Lol. It should be an honour and a privilege for the rich (or the eUK as you name it) that we fight for their interests! And thank you for the free materials!! What would we do without you sending us to war for free?? Praise be to the mighty rich who give us free weapons!!!
Anyway, since i'm getting bored of this game i'd like to join the army and try new things and i've got nothing to lose. What's war experience and free acces to foreign currency accounts good for?
War experience means you are more likely to be hired as a mercenary as you do more damage and having access to more foreign currency accounts means you can trade more around the world.
Thats nice. Do they pay good money? Does the government hire mercenaries?
I've joined the Army!
'Thats nice. Do they pay good money? Does the government hire mercenaries?'
Mercenaries can make an absolute killing, just look at 'Alucard Bloodlust'.
The government hasn't ever paid for mercenaries but that might change.
It's just we've never had to.
how do you become a mercenary? The prospect rubs me the wrong way, fighting for whoever will pay you, but how does that work (just out of curiosity)?
To become a mercenary, you need to be strong, and contact a government that's fighting a war, or preparing for one, to offer your services. If you're worth the Gold, they'll probably pay you.
The best way to get there is to fight in as many wars as you can so that you can gain ranks.
I'm joining the army!
Hungary is in trouble! Rumanians are invading us..
Please fight for our freedom! Down with imperialism! Don't we have the seam rights as poland finnland and slovakia? Help us!
@Morreau : Did Slovakia have those rights when you attacked them? 🙂
WOO!! lets go to war and FIGHT!
i dont care about a salary i want to FIGHT! 😃
rory VV
Has anyone been contacted yet?
i havent, but im sure they get lots of replies, so its best to be patient
We're in the middle of sorting out the applicants. There were a lot of them, and of course the list is growing. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.
@Morreau; the Romanian government has been trying to organise a peace treaty with Hungary for a long time so that they could end this war. They began by asking for a reasonable price and the Slovakian regions, but when Hungary decided they could cheat Romania by offering a second proposal, to a different person, Romania reacted badly. As such, they raised the cost because of Hungary's impertinence. Hungary refused to budge from their decision to try and cheat Romania out of the Gold they deserved as compensation for resolving the matter peacefully, so thanks to this stubbornness, Romania could not negotiate a decent treaty. They have been driven to attacking Hungary again, to force them to agree to a fair contract.
Hey, can anyone tell me how long they think it will take to reach strength lvl 3? I joined yesterday and would like to get my lvls up so joining the reserves is my aim now!
That depends, it will be half as long if you can get all your trivia answers correct within 5 seconds (for supershots), but I can't tell you how long it would take anyway. I assume that your strength should increase by more at the lower levels than at the higher levels, so it shouldn't take very long to get to strength 3; in beta, it only took perhaps 2 weeks if you trained every day.
Sign up and fall in.
If you are looking for excitement, then there's no better place to be than in the Paras.
- Pagan, Platoon C Commanding Officer
I filled in the form... But I didn't get a reply yet....
Are there some problems, or is it just taking long to sort everyting out?
It's just taking a while. A new Reserves CO had to be appointed, so that may be the problem.
ok im just waitin
I have sent in a form (nearly 2 weeks ago). Waiting for a response