An old classic

Day 1,483, 23:38 • Published in South Africa Australia • by Don Vin
Zagarius visited a plastic surgeon with a badly damaged p*nis.



"What happened to you?" asked the surgeon. "It’s like this," said the
Zagarius, blushing madly. "I live on a caravan park next to this beautiful lady. And she really does turn me on.


Each night, I watch her take a sausage from the fridge, stick it in a hole in the caravan floor and then she sits on it and
does the business."



"So how did you get involved?" asked the surgeon. "Well doc, I thought a long time about this and decided it was such a waste. So one night, I crawled under the caravan, took the sausage away and substituted my d**k."




"So what happened?"

"Everything was going fine until there was a knock at her door. She jumped up and tried to kick the sausage under the table!"