[UKRP] Wook's back and he's brought Phil Collins...
WookieO
Welcome to the UKRP sex chatroom…
No, actually it’s not the UKRP sex chatroom, that’s on irc at #uk.reform and involves mainly myself, Mittekemuis, Kapten Johnson and J R Miranda having a foursome most evenings...with Sir Rex looking on...supposedly offline.
This is in fact my thank you for electing me as UK Reform Party President for a third term article.
Thanks guys
😃
So what am I gonna do this month?
As I revealed exclusively in my campaign article (which by the way still needs more comments!), I’m not planning anything amazingly exciting.
However I will continue to write more UKRP articles throughout the month, form a creatively cognisant Congress list and then of course back a stupendously amazing CP candidate when the time is right.
So I’ll be doing, y’know, stuff and things…
Congress
Now I’ve seen a lot of you have already applied for Congress the month via the party page. Lovely jubbly chaps.
However to be assured of a good spot on the list you need to be stamped with the Wook seal of approval. This means you need to send me a PM with a few words outlining exactly why you’re the best person for the job.
I don’t want a novel out of you, but I do expect some humour and something I can use in an article much like this one from a few months ago.
Right...go forth and be wonderful my UKRP minions.
Thanks for reading as always.
A comment, whether it be from the heart or simply from the arse, would be most appreciated.
WookieO
UK Reform Party President
Royal Whipping Boy
Hairiest Dentist
Comments
Make me moist UKRP, make me happy o7
Huzzah o7
The sexiest,hairest dentist I"ve ever meet and that it is you Wook.lovely,jubbly chap 🙂.Huzzah o7
ooh sounds as though I'm missing out on the uk.reform chat room activity 🙁
And to comply fully with your request, here's my comment:-
profusely please
🙂 🙂
JRM...
What has become of you Wook?
I need help, damn it!
You been spending too much time with them UKRPers, you are beyond help my friend...
I walked in on the Middle of a foursome once, I attempted to join but it was in vain as someone slapped me and I was thrown out of the sex chatrooms.
Gali... A guy who gets rejected even by Miranda...
Kapten is a 7 foot Viking and he told me it was a Viking greeting.
:/
I was actually in a foursome once. Went to a gig in Glasgow and went out partying with the bands afterwards, some girl gave me a couple pills and the night is a blur until I was back in the hotel room going at it. This is relevant because the guy I was staying with was lying there watching... Supposedly offline. (Asleep).
Oh yeah I'll write something fun for Congress sooner or later, I guess.
Orgasm's on pills are virtually impossible and when you finally do,, you wish to god you hadn't...
I did not, in case you were wondering.
It doesn't surprise me... out of the 4 times I've done it, I managed to cum once after about 5 hours and much sweating.
Never again.
Foursome with Miranda... UKRP can hardly get any sleazier than that.
We're well dirty in the UKRP. Sleaze is in fact one of my middle names, that and Bernard.
Why isn't there any sex when I'm arround?
I never get any sex 🙁
Worst foursome ever
Unfortunately I don't get to pick my UKRP sex chatroom partners 🙁
We're the only pragmatic, conservative, totalitarians.
Hail UKRP and Wook!
o7
Am I already on your list?
Have you sent me words? 😛