[UKRP] Congress time (despite no buttons) plus donkey love...
WookieO
Haven’t written shite in a while…
‘Ello there all of you and Wayne.
It’s been a while since I released an article and actually there’s been a shedload of things going on in that time. However I’ve been busy...really busy...so sod you and that donkey you rode in on.
Congress list!
First things first then...I’ve ordered the UKRP Congress candidates list for another month, and by Jove does it look magnificent!
Instead of my usual method of looking for activity, humour and general spunkiness from the candidates, I got Mrs Wook to pick the order based on a few pertinent words from myself. My lovely wife did rather well, in fact...she may get the job on a permanent basis.
And the list itself…
2. Massacar
3. gali2332
4. Dave Trenga
5. Sambo223
6. Max Blue
7. certacito
8. Roachford
9. Pannonian Nomad
10. Me...WookieO
11. Argon4
12. Marcus Anthony
13. SichimDragos
14. dartheleven
Some interlopers?!?!?
The eagle eyed amongst you will have noticed that there are some names on there that might not be UKRPers! What?!? How did that happen?
Max “Sexy pants” Blue joins us from ESO this month to try and get a seat in the currently powerless Congress.
On top of that Pannonian “Lost in Space” Nomad joins us from somewhere east of Nowhere as he continues to wander, seemingly aimlessly, around the eUK’s political parties.
So get your voting fingers out and make sure you get a lot of this lot into Congress this month. You never know...they might get their buttons back at some point!
And in other news…
The UKRP remains awash with activity, despite us all promising to go deathly quiet when VoodooMike71 arrived on his tour.
We have a Rome: Total War tournament ongoing, in which I have already crashed out to Sir Jimmy, in what can only be described as a complete and utter disaster. However it was thoroughly enjoyable nonetheless...and I believe a Civ 5 version should be arriving on our doorsteps soonish.
I have also been promising to finish off my tale of wonder “Behind the furry mask…”, which at least three people, not one of whom is delusional, have demanded of me. So that might happen at some point.
Last thing for now is for me to tell you to join the United Kingdom Reform Party not because we’re gonna change the world, or even the eUK, but because you’ll probably have some fun with us.
As always thanks for reading and if you find it in your heart to comment I’d be most appreciative. You might even find some tanks coming your way!
WookieO
UK Reform Party President
Royal Whipping Boy
Hairiest Dentist
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Give it some welly now lads!
tic tac
oh hello Emma Stone
PN should be first! Gali second.
They have such a lovely dynamic.
Also, #BringBillyBack
#BringBillyBack
#BillyFor2015
#AlwaysInOurHeartsBillyRandall
Voted, pretended I was too cool to comment, left, then returned to comment because I love Wookie.
Whoop!
Look at that ass, I mean donkey.
Behind the furry mask? Woopwoop!
Pannonian “Lost in Space” Nomad...I like it.
I am keeping my fur on, and would advise you to do the same Wookie, we don't want to scare the kids....do we
aside from Gali, thats not a bad Congress list.
Gali is 10/10. Roachford > Certacito.
But only because Roachford is an utter sociopath and therefore suited to Congress.
I'm not a sociopath, I love people!
...sometimes
I had to recheck I was on the list after this comment
I didnt notice you there...
Thank god I voted for PCP instead!
Forgot to apply for mongress this time. Good list though o7
Join us today, next month you might appear awesome on our list \o/
Gonna be tough to top this list but I reckon with a lot of hard work we could do it next month.
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I'm am pretending not to be excited about getting a mention in a Wook article.
Only because you begged!
Chew before it's too late
o7
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