[SCANDAL] eUK Pool Updates and News
Day 1,973, 15:06
•
Published in United Kingdom 
•
by
•
by Pat Harper
SCANDAL!
There has been a robbery at the eUK pool restoration project!
If it believed that 3 armed men broke into the pool complex last night, right under the noses of our top notch security guards.
Reports say that they broke into the ePool Lab and stole NASA's finished product to rid the pool of the contamination. Huge controversy has erupted over who the 3 men are, and Chief Pool Inspectors Wayne Kerr and Invalidation are putting heat into the investigations.
Head of pool safety, CptChazbeard is very worried about the news, and has delayed the opening even further.
Meanwhile mwcerberus is currently consulting with the Seven Seals, but so far has had no response, as they are very upset on the matter.
It is unclear when the pool will be rid of contamination, but we can assure you that every effort is going in to make it as fast as possible and one step at a time, we are looking into the theft, and NASA is coming up with its backup module.
That's all for now,
Pat Harper
There has been a robbery at the eUK pool restoration project!
If it believed that 3 armed men broke into the pool complex last night, right under the noses of our top notch security guards.
Reports say that they broke into the ePool Lab and stole NASA's finished product to rid the pool of the contamination. Huge controversy has erupted over who the 3 men are, and Chief Pool Inspectors Wayne Kerr and Invalidation are putting heat into the investigations.
Head of pool safety, CptChazbeard is very worried about the news, and has delayed the opening even further.
Meanwhile mwcerberus is currently consulting with the Seven Seals, but so far has had no response, as they are very upset on the matter.
It is unclear when the pool will be rid of contamination, but we can assure you that every effort is going in to make it as fast as possible and one step at a time, we are looking into the theft, and NASA is coming up with its backup module.
That's all for now,
Pat Harper
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
Strength and Honour
Why doesn't anyone consider the pool at election time : (
I have no idea.. 🙁
they should from now on
Can you go back to having that ridiculously cute girl as your avatar please Pat?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1737sE6Xl1qcmcqmo1_500.jpg nom nom nom
It currently is a girl, I can put lights back if you want? 😛
If you don't see press F5
that was a girl?...man I thought it was a guy in drag...and with long hair...thats what she gets for no boobs and manly forearms
*sigh* fineee
* Chaz, it's spelt mot mot mot
It was TUP.
bet it was EVIL Lain Keers or that dastardly Moir
Moir was deputy security officer, I am guessing he drugged cyg (head of security) and allowed in his accomplices. Updates coming soon.
careful everyone, I hear Pat got excited and pooped in the pool.
Lies
Talon...it's Talon. And you all mocked when I said we should form a greasy mob and brick his windows!