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WARAWR!!

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WARAWR!!

WARAWR!!

If I had the wings of an angel, if I had the ass of a cow/ I'd fly right over Canada, and shit on the bastards below!

As far as I know you DO! 😛

Ide say that was a tank winner 😛

In my best New Englandah accent...This article is wicked good.

Maybe you should visit your muthah and fathah and take them out for some chowdah down at the Quahog.

u w0t m8 yh

I nearly called it 'fuck taker' but didn't think plato would like it

WARAWR!! Love eet Pat.

Roses are sometimes red,
Violets are mainly violet in colour,
Pat Harper is a sexual deviant,
And I was never good at poetry.

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GIMME THOSE F*CKING TANKS NOW OR I'LL GET DAPPER ON YOUR ASS AND SENT YOU A POORLY WRITTEN, GRAMMAR FREE ABUSIVE PM YOU UTTER, UTTER ****

But Hugh, dapper is my friend 🙁

Silly Pat, Don is everyone's friend 🙂

Wombats are grey, they eat grass and hay, they show love with their bum, make grown men cry and run, they wibble and wobble like a beanie hats bobble, if you look like a mug they will give you a hug, there brothers a koala that climbs trees like the pogada and that's the majestical wombat... I think I deserve the tanks

wombats don't eat grass & hay.
Its a well known fact the wombat eats, roots & leaves.
(male wombats anyway, female wombats eat buttercups)

Best article I have read in a while, look forward to more in future.

Roses are red
violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't

You'll be hearing from my eLawyers in very due course, Squire.

"I'll be giving away 100 Q7......"

apparently I need to cut someone's pay.

There once was a fellow named Pat
Whose mother was exceedingly fat
She ate like a pig
Till she got so big
You can now see her on a UK map

Shut up and suck my dirty, matted nipples \o/

im random, im also in DC... you know what to do!

Voted For Awesomeness

slide the tanks over to me

lol at the Oinyo face picture

TO WAR

There is a terrifying amount of work that went into making this.

As much as I disagree with most of this rag & it's content...
I will up vote, simple for your effort.
Really well done Sir.

What if a player wanted to join your PTO team but was RL half-American? And what if that player was too stubborn to request an audience? There are the questions that I feel the general populace want answers to.

Then he can send us 10000 tanks and we will consider him

13 tanks and a half a packet of jammy dodgers?

You had me with jammy dodgers..

How beatiful!! ;w;

Approve of Puck theme. Cant believe you've ripped of the great Chaz paper

oT

Were is the Neutrality in your articles ? Don't insult us with your message you try to hide ( obviously your failing at ).

An article isn't meant to be neutral, you take a side in politics that much is obvious. For a patriot and hero such as Pat to remain neutral would hurt our nation greatly.

Maybe i didnt understood the concept of his Newspaper then, for me a real journalist is someone who stand neutral ( you know like the Journal Of Montreal or La Presse )

His newspaper is for fun. If you want neutrality, read Shoi's newspaper.

The article is meant to be of mild amusement, while being totally biased to myself and fellow heroes and patriots \o/

my god ...

Beautiful I know

The editing was ok, but the format is actually good to be honest.

It was meant to be cheesy haha

How many litres
of MDP man fluid?
Pat Harper did drink

- a really lame haiku

The pattern is 5/7/5 for syllables

hahaha almost shit myself when i seen the pic of Oinyo, awesome work Patrick Harper.

GRAWARAWRR

"a nice poem or something to make me pick you"

WARAWR!!

I'll play L4D2 with you.