[CP] February Run - Updated!
Day 4,820, 16:56
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by Thedillpickl
Hi kids!
I asked chopp to pick up roses since it's almost Valentine's day.
Unfortunately our Serb robot has been on the fritz lately. He's been putting in a lot of overtime. Also, somebody replaced his regular coolant with actual coolant.
Regular coolant (left) accidentally replaced with this.
Then I asked Mann to get some yummy chocolates when he was finished with a diplomatic mission I sent him on to Amsterdam. He sent me a case of these and hasn't been heard from since.
So Much For Valentine's Day
It's official...
I'm running under Canadiens Francophones Party.
Also I'm supported by Party of Opprobium.
Thank you!
Congratulations to our new Congress.
Hot Air pays off.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Later,
dill
Mann Sighting!
========== Le français ==========
Bonjour!
J'ai demandé à Chopp de ramasser des roses car c'est presque la Saint-Valentin.
Malheureusement, notre robot serbe a été sur le fritz ces derniers temps. Il a fait beaucoup d'heures supplémentaires. De plus, quelqu'un a remplacé son liquide de refroidissement régulier par du liquide de refroidissement réel.
Liquide de refroidissement ordinaire (gauche) remplacé accidentellement par celui-ci.
Ensuite, j'ai demandé à Mann de se procurer de délicieux chocolats quand il en a terminé avec une mission diplomatique que je l'ai envoyé à Amsterdam. Il m'a envoyé un cas de ceux-ci et n'a pas été entendu depuis.
Tellement pour la Saint-Valentin
C'est officiel...
Je cours sous le Parti des francophones des Canadiens.
Je suis également soutenu par Party of Opprobium.
Je vous remercie!
Félicitations à notre nouveau Congrès.
L'air chaud est payant.
Joyeuse saint Valentin!
Plus tard,
dill
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Amsterdam as always open for our Canadian friends ! 😃
I'd vote for you, if I lived in Canada.
~hyuu~
I swear those Google Translates are getting better. I almost thought you were the leader of CFP for years. 🤪
lol
I promised to do bilingual per normal govt. regulators. I wanted to tip my hat to Francophones. I hope the Translate doesn't offend anyone. Hey, I'm trying to be good.
Quick story you may enjoy. Long time ago I was volunteer help support for a popular security program. Most were European so there was English and French with some Spanish on the forum. I guess everybody else just used English. Anyhow, the helpers were talking in our private board. I was going to bed as they were waking up. Wanting to fit in I wished everyone a "bon wee". One of the French sent a PM thanking me, he had indeed had a good piss that morning. 😆 An British fellow clued me in, I meant "bon nuit". I got teased for a week for that. One stodgy fellow from Switzerland who I never saw respond otherwise in English sent a PM thanking me twice. First he said my attempt was admirable and second he laughed so hard he had to change his underwear. Said he hadn't laughed that hard in years.
Good luck.
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