[CP-election] Kalif Batan singing in front of international leaders
Kalif Batan
today His Greatness Kalif Batan had a meeting with several very important international leaders, to prepare everything for the airstrike on Saudi Arabia as a revenge for the insults by hazem95, who is a high politician in Saudi Arabia and still a minister there. Not only that the Kalif is great in diplomatic stuff, he showed his musical talent to the delighted crowd.
We could only get a bad version of the audio part of his stunning performance, but listen to it by yourself: Kalif Batans great singing
Because you can't really understand the lyrics in the link, we wrote them down for you:
"Day-o!
Daaa-yo!
Daylight come, and we drop the bomb
Pay — we say pay, we say pay, we say pay, we say pay-o!
Kick your ass, then we gonna come home
Kalif Batan says that revenge will come
Airstrike comes, and we have dem tanks
Load dem bombs til the morning come
kopfnuss comes and he'll win dem rounds
Come, Saudi Arabia, turn over hazem
Or FSK's gonna conquer your land
Come, Saudi Arabia, turn over hazem
Payback come, and we drop the strike
Win one round, two rounds, three rounds, four!
Payback come, and we drop the bomb
Six rounds, seven rounds, you'll hit the floor
eGermany here knocking at your door
Come, Saudi Arabia, turn over hazem
Or Bad Company will conquer your land
Come, Saudi Arabia, turn over hazem
omg87 comes and he'll win them rounds
Win one round, two rounds, three rounds, four!
Payback come when we drop the bomb
Six rounds, seven rounds, you'll hit the floor
eGermany here knocking at your door
Pay — we say pay-o
Kick your ass, then we gonna come home"
Vote for Kalif - vote for revenge!
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Great singing your one and only greatness Kalif Batan!
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wenn ich bis dahin schon wählen könnte würd ich dich wählen...
"hazem95 ... the former CP of Saudi Arabia"
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I never wrote anything like that! What are you talking about? Are you trying to say that the great Kalif made a mistake?
i must have read it wrong as i am not perfect like his high born-ness the Kalif
looooooooooool, you're cracking me up
Spare him your excellency, he's not worthy of your wrath. Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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What a terrible song. But hey, I wouldn't expect anything more from a terrible "leader"
well at least the Kalif in his dictatorial-leader-like superiority and with his insanity boosted-accuracy and speed is erasing all traces of his past mistakes. not like you who will claim one thing for everyone to hear just to look for cheap excuses after proven wrong - like a mere mortal!
*insanity-boosted accuracy & speed
Ummmm....Okayyyyyy. Good for him 😃 I'm simply talking logical. Your taking orders from "a leader". What kind of leader is he? Seems pretty idiotic in my opinion.
Bu hey, whatever pleases your fancy, after all, it's only a game, and games are meant to please
yes this year we follow leaders. last year was the year we followed the newbies (many died). and the year before last year we followed Plato (it was very expensive). i think next year is the year were we will follow the sun... but i am not 100% sure. but in 2015 we will follow up that's for sure.
Sol Invictus - all hail the invincible sun! \o/
Chartbreaker, definately! \o/
Sounds like Stakerauoism, my fellow 'despiles'.
well there are similarities but if Stakerauoism is the sun then the Kalif is only one shaft of sunlight
Stakerauo? Is he the puppet, i installed as a leader in Norway long time ago? I even forgot about him because he is just so unimportant!
Art thou out of thee mind. Methinks he'd better pyrthee forgiveness. Lest the puissant lord hears thee words he shalt smitesth amidst thee feres.
Here's the beat 😉
http://youtu.be/rhOGaNmFPAU?t=5s
kein filz, welch wunder 😉
Wunderbar, nettes Lied, netter Artikel. eSaudis verstehen halt einfach kein bisschen Humor.
Hands up for our one and only Kalif \o/
How may discs have you sold untill now?