When Teleprompters Fail Us...

Day 1,018, 07:07 • Published in Israel Israel • by Sam Krak

Nation, I am (angry word) about (issue in national news). I was so (different angry word) that I broke my (rich guy's expensive object).

(MORE ANGER WITH GREATER DETAILS)

Now wait a minute. What's going on here? Usually I have something to write about.

WHY ARE THERE NO WORDS IN MY TELEPROMPTER??


Damn, it's on Demo mode.

Nation, the main reason I brought you here is not because I am angry about something. Truth is, I just needed a catchy opening.

This is about someone who has done a heck of a job in office. That's right, I'm talking about you, Dean Michaely

This guy put over 350 G into the country accounts, a strong MPP, and got some new companies to eIsrael.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this guy is PRO. And a bro.

Dean, you came into the scene a newcomer. 2 terms of Knesset, and all of a sudden BAM-You're a Country President. You did work right away, and kept this country strong in the midst of difficulty.

So to Dean, hats off to you. I SAID HATS OFF!



I swear, these people don't know how to take their hat off.

Anyway, congratulations on a fantastic term, and Good Luck to Aeroner and Jewyoyo in their Presidential Bid!


Colbert is proud.

Sorry Dingo, you are my favorite Dingo, but you arent srs.

Neither are you, Greekboy.


Colbert thinks you're not for srs.

GOOD NIGHT eISRAEL!

Sam Krakower