Vote for the Official meanest eCanadian
Rylde
Its election day you bunch of lemmings. Time to be led off another cliff this month. If your gonna be led off a cliff it might as well be by the official meanest self proclaimed all Canadian AS#%^#* as awarded by me peers. So fly on up to the freezing Yukon and place a vote for me.
I don't have to much in store for you this month after my election in the Yukon. Little bit of impeachment and a dash of bunk bills to gain my congressional experience. After all is said and done i'll pocket my 5 gold and go hide in a ditch somewhere for awhile. My seat if elected should last all of 24 hours if I do it right. Politics is so boring in this country I figured I'd give it a good monthly spice all in one day.
Friday the 26 will be impeachment day for reasons to be disclosed in an article tomorrow. Especially for the whole traitor that will be sitting in congress at the end of the day. I refuse to be seated in the same room with that and am showing my displeasure with the courts and the current president.
Call It eCanada
Or maybe we should just toss a coin
Rylde doing his part to make sure the blind keep leading the blind.
Comments
Well, this actually sounds like a winning formula. Those who post actual presentations and things they'll do don't win. People who don't post a presentation, or just say crazy things are the ones who get elected. Plus, at least your honest.
So your chances of winning are high. 🙂
Good luck Rylde. I don't think you'll need luck though.
You really don't like midget porn?
Vote the meanest Canadian into Congress. Vote Rylde.
I would have voted for you Rylde, But come on, Your against Midget Porn!! I'm afraid you may have lost my vote. But probably not.
Did I come off as a midget porn kinda guy. Hey i can't please all my supporters. I have to draw the line and stand up for my beliefs.
Hear Hear ~ one of the most trustworthy Canadian citizen
Losing the midget porn demographic is a costly error Rylde, fortunately the coin flipping demographic could care less about that and you appear to be a lock!
Let's get loaded on our 10g!
~fkuu~
I guess it depends on how big your TV is.
what's wrong with sober sex?
What's wrong with listening to french people?
@Arche I don't understand what there saying.
@Master sometimes it turns me into the minute man lol
Is it just me or is Rylde kind of just a less funny AB?
I think Ryldes his own person and just does what he wants to do trying to imitate no one.
most honest presentation ever! lol
Holy crap an honest politician!!
Careful Rylde you might start a fad and everyone will be telling the truth soon, end of politics as we know it.
Like any sober person would have sex with you ...
its been known to happen. i try not to make a habit of though. Thats the friendliness that i've come to expect from a german Dr.pain.
The only time you have sober sex is if you are seeking revenge on the person you are having sex with ...
~hyuu~
>puoo<
AB was funny.
butt secks
I think maybe its time to move on. Things change and you must adapt as a person to the changes around you.
People come and go Tamas. One day when you grow up you'll understand what i'm trying to tell you.
Bring it on Rylde! 😉
whos AB in eAus theres someone called that but i dont think ur talking about him and vote rylde
Damn Rylde you crazy honest bastard. Good luck bro.
I call "Heads." ...but I suspect the coin is loade😛
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we all know what to expect come midnight
Hey guys, I'm dying.. Just came in Canada but I have no money for food and nobody lets me work for more than one day. I"M STUCK.
all hail Rylde, the only honest politician...well not really a politician, but he's honest!
ok i dont care about the article but the anton chigurh comparison is goddamn genius
voted.
Rylde's back in the game 😃
Oh Rylde you SOOOOOOOOOOO left me butt hurt,
And did such a one dimensioned self proclaimed bringer of truth really suggest someone else adapting?
I love people who flounce and then come back exactly the same as before the flounce.
Yeah Anton Chigurh was bloody awesome.
There can only be one.