The First eTavern
Day 422, 12:25
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by Joe DaSmoe
~Joe's eTown Tavern~
Here's the general idea. Doesn't matter if you subscribe to the paper, simply subscribe to the comments on the article to enter. Those at the bar will respond if they are here.
Welcome, must be 18 to enter.lol
~eTown Tavern~
Open! Pull up a stool and talk about whatever you like. except politics. Never discuss politics in a bar. Drinks are always cold here.
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My hope is this idea will serve as a way to socialize more effectively. talk to you all soon. Also remember "It's Five O'clock somewhere." tell your friends, come on in.
Joe DaSmoe,
enjoying a few days off, drinkin a cold Amber Bock.
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You must be really bored mate.
lol indeed I am Tyrsis, whats going on?
Old Fashioned with Maker's Mark, please.
If you need the recipe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Fashioned
I think I have too many jobs in eRep. Marine Commander, Diplomat, Law Professor. It's getting to be a bit much honestly.
Make that two.
pouring...
I hear ya Eugene
gulp, wanna another?
has anyboyd seen my panyts?
Make it a double this time.
Thanks
HEY joE, your cloCK wont fluSh...
alright
Why are his pants off?
I'll have a Guinness.
wHAat arEe you LOokinG at? EYEAh, yOURe all JJust jealuuusss ...sss... hhehe
Welcome fellas how the hell are ya.
jason get a grip man
~~slap!
*sips an Amber Bock and watches from a table in the corner*
*punches Jason*
Whats a bar without a fight?
EFF yuha duhhuUuah ImMauh gunNa tell ya WHatz i THinkZ of thiS PlaCE yeah iTs ..... *HUURRRLLL*
*pukes on jordan*
This bar needs more chicks.
lol dammit jason cant take you anywhere man
Ew... *leaves and showers*
*returns*
yeah, whats with the sausage fest? im out of here...
I'll take a Blue Moon with extra orange. And I'll go sit in the corner and watch the proceedings. Thanks Joe!
Thought you were just 2-clickin now Joe? 🙂
Just because he's 2 clickin doesn't me he can't have a *hick!* dranksdflkasgjzzzz................
Yeah, but looking through my beer here, it's more like 4-clickin from what I can see....(stumble)
*looks around* Max, your the only person that is awake other than me....it looks like everyone else is asleep.......i like it.
Nope I am here.........but the chicks aren't - cya. *leaves*
http://erepubliktavern.webs.com
Check it out Joe! I made it for you!
lol, and I thought Joe was bored.
#4 please, barkeep!
Hmmm v/s
Drink up fellas. ITS A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!
It's frigid out...give me a double shot of hot damn!!
Widmer, please.
You know, I don't remember my 21st birthday..
If you're having Widmer, I'll have a McTarnahan's.
Liquor before beer, never fear.
A girl should be like a Casino- liquor in the front poker in the back.
Sing us a Song your the Piano Man, sing us a song for free!!!!!!
chug cugh chug ghcu
O my where am I?
MacTarnahan's, eh?
Is it filtered?
I could use a Hennessy Joe, no wars to fight...
How many times has this been distilled? I can't read it, it keeps moving *bam*. Aww, broke the chair, can I have a plastic one?
dammit porosus your ass is payin for that stool.
shots of crown for everyone Cheers
hey!1! registettrr in that forrrum thingy John made.
I met Kurt Widmer once. Neat guy.
McTarnahan's is another local Portland microbrew. But I guess Widmer Brothers were sold and now are distributed nation-wide. Their Hefeweizen is the best summer beer made in the US. I'm actually drinking Christian Morlein's Barbarossa right now. Good winter beer.
stumbles into bar drunk give me your strongest drink and y does that guy over there have no pants on
Nuther double shot of hot damn and it's STORY TIME! True story, here goes...
I used to play fast pitch softball years ago. We went to a medium security penitentiary to play the inmates. We only had nine players and our pitcher got hit in the leg with a line drive. He was hurt but kept playing, he would limp to the plate, limp when he ran, but he did the best he could. The inmates watching the game figured out our pitcher's name was Harry.
Harry limped up to bat late in the game and an inmate hollered out, "Harry, you can't hit, you can't pitch, you can't run...what CAN you do?" Harry promptly turned around without missing a beat and hollered over to the inmate..."I can go home after the game is over!" We were lucky to get out alive!
How 'bout another bartender?
*Carefully dodging piles of vomit* Well Joe, throw me a vodka martini, shaken not stirred
one bourbon, one scotch and one beer....
no Gin and Tonic, with the Bombay- none of that sheep chit
Dammit where my barmaid!!!!!
Christain Morlein is damn good beer btw.
Give me a kamikazi shot and a cape cod