Terrible Thoughts for Thursday

Day 1,563, 05:08 Published in Ireland Ireland by Ronan Donovan
1 I have not failed.I have just found ten thousand ways that will not work!



2 Don't drink and drive...you might spill your beer!



3 Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.



4 Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.