Terrible Thoughts for Thursday

Day 1,556, 06:59 Published in Ireland Ireland by Ronan Donovan
1 I'm multi-talente😛 I can talk and piss you off at the same time.



2 When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you.



3 The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.... they're on TV!



4 Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.