Terrible Thoughts for Thursday

Day 1,549, 04:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Ronan Donovan
1 Success is going from failure to failure without a loss in enthusiasm.



2 You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.



3 Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.



4 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.