Sweets guide to successful grovelling
Releasethe Krakken
Step 1: The correct use of your nose. I found a bit of a more nasal tome better. Its must be whiny enough to irritate but not so whiny that the request or message is denied outright.
For example your majesty [cough cough]
Yes puppet sweet.
I dont know how to put this.
[HRM looks up from paper] Yes?
Sweet:[ 1 Minute pause]
{SIDE NOTE THE USE OF AN APPROPRIATE LENGTHY PAUSE SO THAT YOUR MASTER HAVE TO KINDA DRAW OUT THE ANSWER FROM YOU IS HIGHLLY IMPORTANT]
HRM: Well spit it out...
Sweet: [Cries a bit] I could not control them your royal higher presence.
HR:mmmm....
Sweet: they are coming with a massive attack.
HR: AND WHAT THE FUCK WILL YOU DO ABOUT THIS , YOU USELESS @@&&@^#^#😁
# .
Sweet Drinker: [peep out] perhaps a small damage control article letting them understand taking back our regions is a bad idea.
HRM: ARRGGGGGG F OFF!!!
Sweet: Yes sir thanks for letting small me life. [Laughs hysterically and cries a bit]
And thats how you grovel.
Sweet Drinker
Official country groveller
Comments
I'm one of the few ppl to have direct involvement in any successful invasion of the UK.
London was the last region to ever be occupied in erepublik.
Only one nation avoided being wiped longer than the UK.
I was a key member of the Irish government during both of those events.
You should never underestimate Britain.
Or me.
Underestimate them I do not. Grovel before them I will not!
Like it or not, its in our best interest to let the Brits keep Mayo and Shannon. It's the only thing keeping Spain at bay.
Yes well trolling sweet a bit is worth it. His action in contacting the UK MOD to inform him of the attack? i'm sorry my mind just classified that as weak. But I have probably been playing online games longer than you. A sad fact. My one action that I still enjoyed when I saw we were not going to win I quit the game after 3 years loaded all my soldiers into one or 2 towns and left. But it was a very time consuming games. The top players rent a room for 2 weeks and for that 2 weeks start the game and constantly play it. Thats how they get an edge on you. Craziness.
I had 100 towns at that time top players from 3000 to 5000
Telling them I would attack was part of the strategy.
If we just 'stole' a campaign victory it wouldn't make much of an impression.
I told them I was taking that region.
Then I took it.
You call that weak?
yes actions speak louder than words and thats not what you said. LIAR!!!
You're not the first person to come here with experience from another game thinking they can apply directly in this one.
That's exactly how our treasury got robbed etc.
Forget about other games and concentrate on the environment this one presents. I've played other games very competitively as well. But my epic loot isn't going to do me any good here.