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Sorry Alaska update

Day 861, 16:29 • Published in USA USA

• by Neal Mcwiggles

As of this morning S.E.E.S declared war on Alaska. And at 4:30pm central We attacked. It didn't take us very long to rage through Alaska with our high-tech equipment. The space ships helped us get in and out the fastest. We plundered all of the villages and the Eskimos. And came away with enough funds to support us for the next few months.

And Sarah Palin. I am SOOO sorry about what Candor did to your husband

We will pay for the hospital fees and therapy. And we are shipping your dog back from Asia right now.

We are currently holding Alaska with 2 fingers pinching our noses trying to decide what to do with it.

Please vote this up 😉

-Neal Mciwggles Unofficial Minister of Propaganda for S.E.E.S

*update*
[19:26] warriorX>i will never surrender alaska to you fgts
[19:26] warriorX you can quote that

Comments

Tim Proctor Day 861, 16:30

Funny her husband liked it too.

Candor Day 861, 16:33

I'm working on just whom to issue orders of surrender to...And they can certainly have the dog back, yes.

Sorry old chap, it gets lonely in the tunnels.

Candor Day 861, 16:39

Senator Warrior X: We demand you surrender your state immidiately. End this madness. We will move on, and give back your small animals. It will be all over.

Simply admit the defeat which is yours.

Candor Day 861, 16:54

Hmmm. Due to recent events, it has come to our attention that we may have misjudged you Alaskans. Can we just give back the used small animals, and we'll call it good?

We will need to conference on the matter. Where's my shoes...