Re-Broification of Canada USA Update
Exalted Druid
The Re-Broification process between eCanada and eUSA has had rough start. We in Canada put our best man on the job by naming Rylde as Special Ambassador to the USA and Pacifica.
Rylde is a veteran statesman and a proponent of peace and freedom throughout the eWorld. Rylde is known for his conciliatory nature and calm and reasoned demeanor. (Please do not give him alcohol at state events)
His support for the American old guard is legendary. He has done his best to help these people by pointing out the error of their ways and seeking to guide them to be better humans and owls.
Now where has our efforts for Re-Broification of the North American continent gotten us?
First an ill conceived vote in the American congress to declare war on Canada, America’s very own Bro.
Next the silly passage of a Trade Embargo on Canada.
We knew the Re-Broification of the North American continent would not be easy. eCanada has made the first steps towards Re-Broification but has so far only received a couple of Derpy responses.
We believe that there must still be some cultural differences and old grudges holding our American brothers back from Re-Broificaiton.
In an effort to bridge this cultural gap between our two brother nations Canada has decided to help our American brother become closer to Canada Culturally.
I have today ordered our National Broadcasting Corporation, the CBC, to begin broadcasting Justin Bieber songs 24/7 to our American Brothers.
I have further ordered our military to station loudspeakers along the Canadian, USA border to further broadcast the Bieb’s to America in hopes that through Justin we can find common cultural ground to complete the Re-Broification process.
Exalted Druid,
CP of Canada/Mandated to bring Re-Broifcation.
Comments
Say yes to Re-Broification.
First for Re-Broification!
Shame it had to come to 24/7 Bieb through loudpeakers, but I guess if it has an impact it'll be worth it.
o7
Everyone loves the Bieb's
Btw I liked the image of red rose. Those things can be thorny tho 😉
Very shrewd indeed choosing me to heal old wounds that have scarred both sides.
Lmao hahaha throws some endorsement money
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Remember to include Mexico in your "Re-Broification of the North American continent", the wall has not been built yet and there is still time for hope.
Maybe if you team up with Mexico and get them to put loudspeakers on their border playing Mariachi 24/7 it will help create a fiesta feeling of love between you all.
So cute :3
This is quality.
this is actually fun
What Justin Bieber songs is the question here.
Too much Bieber and not enough free maple syrup or moose porn in this article
There is an embargo on that stuff here but I know a guy.
Thanks for the fun media!!!!!!!
old bros bored to death.
KILL THE BIEBER
The ironic thing is that you're giving Yui the only amusement he's going to get from this boring month of a term.
Excellent
Needs more moose knuckle...
Clean and amusing. I'll vote.
If it's the acoustic version of "What do you mean?" then I'm totally okay with that. Shit's good.
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
Ohh...Ohhh....uh...
Lately I've been thinkin',
Thinkin' bout what we had,
I know it was hard,
It was all that we knew, yeah
Have you been drinkin'
To take all the pain away?
I wish that I could give you what you deserve...
'Cause nothing can ever,
Ever replace you.
Nothing can make me feel like you do, yeah.
You know there's no one
I can relate to.
And know we won't find a love that's so true...
There's nothing like us,
There's nothing like you and me,
Together through the storm.
There's nothing like us,
There's nothing like you and me,
Together, oh
I gave you everything, baby,
Everything I had to give.
Girl, why would you push me away, yeah?
Lost in confusion,
Like an illusion,
You know I'm used to making your day...
But that is the past now,
We didn't last now,
I guess that this is meant to be, yeah...
Tell me, was it worth it?
We were so perfect.
But, baby, I just want you to see...
There's nothing like us,
There's nothing like you and me,
Together through the storm.
There's nothing like us,
There's nothing like you and me,
Together, oh
There's nothing like us,
There's nothing like you and me,
Together through the storm.
There's nothing like us,
There's nothing like you and me,
Together, oh...
Nothing Like Us
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdC0UkumNMw
Hahaha 😃
The Geneva Conventions prevents against the cruelty of broadcasting the sounds of animals being chopped up in a blender to the background noise of a beatbox 24/7/365. But it could have been worse... Celine Dion. Personally, I have nothing against Canada as Mounties provide much entertainment.
I wish Canooks were capable of much greater rudeness... but if it tortures the kids in our offices... you may continue with my blessing.
*reinserts ear plugs, drinks morning coffee, while cleaning his guns.*
Or worse... Celine Dion singing a duet with Jim Carrey.
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I've replied. Check your news fam
Great video I finally checked it out.
Oh. God. NO.
we remember the horrors of your William Shatner "Major Tom" and "Lucy in the Sky" bombs.
we've become numb to your relentless Neil Young assaults since the 1960s.
and we've learned to just spin the dial randomly to be rid of your Justin Beiber.
just.. don't.. please, just don't drop the Celine Dion bomb..
we will retaliate.
we still have plenty of Barbra Streisand left.. don't make us use it.
thief