President-Elect: Statement on Election Night Results
Derphoof
Sorry for the wait. Complicated business, let me tell you.
I received a gracious message from Ilene, last night, congratulating me and my team for our victory.
Both candidates, Senry and Ilene, were hard-fighting candidates. They’ve worked long and hard, and we owe them quite a bit of gratitude for their service to the country.
Yet, my friends, we have built a movement like the nation has never seen before. We have more momentum than the Patriots had in the 4th Quarter of the Super Bowl. Did anyone catch that game? Absolutely astounding, I tell you.
BUT, not as astounding as the work my team and I put into this campaign over these days, both in the public and behind the scenes. It’s absolutely amazing what these people did. Especially the loyalty and hard work of the Broforce. From starting the Rainy Coup, to having two elected Dictators, we’ve come a long way.
And let’s not forget you, the people.
You are the ones who have catapulted this movement into the halls of power.
And let me tell you, it was an amazing victory. Wasn’t it folks? Absolutely outstanding.
And wow, let me just add, it’s even more amazing when you think about the 30-50 multi votes out there. Would’ve easily had over 50%! All obviously voting for my opposition, let me tell ya.
It was a victory for the ages.
I mean, people from the very beginning counted us out of this. They said, “You have no chance! You can’t get their nomination! Why are you running?!”
That answer is: for you. And you sure showed them!
Today, we start the transition of your new government.
My team is hard at work, for you, making sure this presidential transition is as smooth as possible, and that we are ready to hit the ground running.
Tomorrow, we begin implementing the vision this campaign boldly set out for this country. We will begin the process of repealing portions of the Constitutional Appendix, and we will begin working with MU’s to help them craft their programs and their costs.
Just as well, we will begin the process of creating new friendships, and at the same time, we will put our enemies on notice.
America isn’t just going to passively sit back anymore.
I cannot wait to see everyone at the Victory Party! It’s going to be wonderful! Biggest crowds you’ve ever seen.
We’ll be live at 8pm CST, Tuesday Night, on the eNPR discord channel and streaming at beam.pro/eNPR . Join us for fun games and conversation all night long!
BYOB. I know I will.
Comments
Join us tonight at 8pm CST! Thank you for your votes!
"And wow, let me just add, it’s even more amazing when you think about the 30-50 multi votes out there. "
10% less vote from the last election. Your on the record stating between 10% of those that did vote are just multis.
Really looks like that vaunted infrastructure Gnilraps built wasn't enough to keep players on the merry-go-round that is the elitest election cycle.
I think Derp was doing a parody of the recent RL USA election but I'm not sure. That was how I took it when I read it.
You got it!.
Some people just can't catch on though lol
The ever brilliant and perceptive Trite strikes again!
just jealous and a jester at that
Make America grate again
We're gunna be the best graters, folks. So much grated cheese.
Save the whales.
Does Oblige need saving now?
I think so.
I'm good thanks. Great really.
Ready to make America Pony Again.
congrats Derp
It's about time.
Congrats! This article is yuuuuge.
JUST LIKE MY HOOVES.
THEY ARE WAY BIGGER THAN AVERAGE!
NOT ACCORDING TO THE EYORKER?
"Not my president."
OUT OUT OUT!
This channel does not yet exist!
Fixed!
Good luck!
MEGA!
Noice
so tired of the same god-damn candidates
Lol, 2/3 candidates had never won. And none of us had held office before, but okay lmao 😂
The only characteristic that distinguishes you from the last 5 presidents is your avatar and maybe, just maybe slight differences in writing style.
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Gant Impotent rage! http://giphy.com/gifs/ERy9FaUt9Tu5q/html5