Monday's thoughts for the day

Day 1,539, 03:45 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Ronan Donovan
1 Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.



2 Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.



3 An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'



4 A drink a day keeps the shrink away.