Monday's thoughts for the day

Day 1,567, 05:20 Published in Ireland Ireland by Ronan Donovan
1 If it weren't for the last minute,nothing would ever get done.



2 Age doesn't make you forgetful.Having way too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful.



3 The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.



4 Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.